Title: The Consequences of Fame
Summary: Joe's thoughts about the paparazzi always being in his business
Author's Note: I don't own anybody. Please review.

DJ Danger's Personal Blog:

The paparazzi are pathetic. I understand that they are only doing their jobs to get the money to support their families and that as both musicians and actors we should expect the public, namely our fans, should want to know as much about us and our personal lives as they can which means the gossip magazines and the paparazzi have to be "all up in our business" as much as they can.

Heck I can't even go out for a nice cold ice 热奶咖啡, 卡布奇诺, 卡布奇诺咖啡 in my flip flops without having several cameras coming around the cars in the parking lot snapping pictures of me and screaming questions, which half the time I don't even answer. Why should I have to tell them anything about me that I would prefer to keep private? My 粉丝 don't need to know everything about me, though i do 爱情 them. I mean without them my brothers and I wouldn't be "living the dream".

Anyway, the current reason I am mad about the media is that I am just having 晚餐 with my friend Pixie to discuss maybe 写作 a song with her and catching up like any other 老友记 who haven't seen each other in awhile. But the stupid media made a false 文章 that 说 that I was on a hot 日期 with a hot blonde which of course made my Jemi 粉丝 go all up in arms that I was a jerk for "dating" Pixie when the magazines have 说 that me and Miss Demi Lovato are in an open relationship and lose their faith about me and Demi getting together.

Let me explain myself: For one as stated before Pixie and I aren't on a date, I like Pixie as a friend, that is it. Yes she is a a talented person and is really pretty but I have no romantic feelings for her at all. Two: for the last four months I have been in a secret but very romantic, loving relationship with the women of my dreams but I can't express to the public of my 爱情 for her until she turns 18 and we decide how we want to announce our relationship. Let's just say I am a 100% Jemi 粉丝 as well.

Let me give 你 a few moments to guess who my girlfriend will be (Jeopardy music). If 你 guessed that I am currently dating the extremely talented, beautiful inside and out, cutely quirky young women named Demetria Devone Lovato, 你 are right. Demi and I got together after I got so fed up of hiding my true feelings for her for two years and pretending that we were just "friends" even though she still is my best friend as well as my girlfriend. Plus it was after our "Camp Rock" smooch, man was that a wonderful 日 when my lips finally met an angel's lips, sorry got off topic, so I was on 云, 云计算 9 already and decided to make this daydream a reality.

So I went to her hotel room and after kicking Alison out of the room, still 爱情 你 Demi, I confessed my 爱情 and we spent the 下一个 20 分钟 talking, snuggling on her 床, 床上 and of course giving each other 更多 of those 心 stopping kisses until Ali got fed up of waiting and came back. For all the guys out there, I have never heard a girl's squeal that was so high pitched as Ali before she leaped on the 床, 床上 and gave us a choke worthy hug. Then she ran out of the room screaming "Jemi is finally here" and banging on the rest of the casts' doors.

It turns out that our loving family and close 老友记 had made up bracelets saying "Jemi" that they wore around their wrists and made a promise not to take it off until we finally started dating and that they were all Jemi fans, well ok so i knew that they were 粉丝 of me and Demi getting together. They had been bugging both me and Demi to tell each other of our not so secret 爱情 for each other and had been bugging each other to tell the other person.

Anyway back to how much I hate the media, before we left to go 首页 after recording Demi and I sat down and 说 that the media will always be hounding us for relationship news and that they will take 照片 of us hanging with our opposite gender 老友记 and making up rumours of us dating that person to sell 更多 magazines. But we had to believe that our relationship was a strong one that wouldn't be brought down 由 rumours and gossip cause we had a strong foundation of friendship, trust and 爱情 to build our relationship on and not let the rumours and gossip we will hear in the 下一个 few months break up down 或者 make us think that our partner isn't being faithful to us.

Let me explain that I would never think of cheating 或者 pursuing any other girl except for my Demi. I 爱情 Demi with all of my 心 and have been in 爱情 with her for two years. The only reason I have dated other girls since meeting Demi is because I didn't think i had a chance in well 你 know of Demi loving me back so I had to gather up my pride and go on with me life, even when my 心 was breaking at the thought of dating someone other then my girl. But none of them could compare to my girl and Demi had my 心 so I couldn't really give the person i was dating my full feelings so that is one of the reasons me and the girl eventually broke up.

I know that when Demi and I come out with our relationship that media will never leave us alone and will be hounding us for pictures, even though we have hung out before and never got caught 由 the media. We have gotten really good about dodging the media, though our 粉丝 would have loved candid 照片 of us hanging out, over the last two years so maybe when we come out, we will use those skills to not get caught 由 the media, that way we won't be the subject of gossip and rumours, though the media is good at making up stuff because they can't find pictures to build up a story so they make one up.

Those are my feelings about the media. I have to go eat dinner.
DJ Danger out, Later peeps.