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"Absolutely Zero"

You. 你 were a friend. 你 were a friend of mine I let 你 spend the night
You see it was my fault. Of course it was mine.
I'm too hard at work. Have 你 ever heard of anything so absurd ever in your life.
I'm sorry for wasting your time.

See who am I to say this situation isn't great? When it's my job to make the most of it
Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me. Not that easy.

Hey what's that 你 say? You're not blaming me for anything well that's great
But I don't break that easy. Does it fade away?
So that's why I'm, I'm apologizing now for telling 你 I thought that...

Curbside Prophet Lyrics

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"Curbside Prophet"

I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket to come
I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket, ya'll

y’see it started way back in nyc
when i 偷了 my first rhyme from the m.i.c.
at a west end avenue at 63
the beginning of a leap year, february, ’96
with a 吉他 picked up in the mix
i committed to the licks like a nickel bag of tricks
well look at me now
look at me now
look at me now, now, now, now

i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket to...

Who Needs Shelter Lyrics

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"Who Needs Shelter"

Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 你 are
你 don't know me but I know you
You're my 最喜爱的 star
Follow 你 I will so lets get moving

Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.

由 your clock the cock rooster crows
Then off to work where everybody goes
Slow, But eventually they get there
Picking up the 日 shift back where all left off
Confined and pecking at relationships
你 know it's only a worthless piece of shit

Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.

I'd sleep it all away but the sun wont let me
I'd miss those lovely days of summer

Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 你 are
你 don't know me but I know you
You're my favorite.

你 and I Both Lyrics

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"You And I Both"

Was it 你 who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your 建议 I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get 魔发奇缘 up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another 日 to sing about the magic that was 你 and me

Cause 你 and I both loved
What 你 and I spoke of
And others just read of
Others only read of the love, the 爱情 that I love.

See I'm all about them words
Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages for words...

GEEKSPEAK - I'm sure Jason and all of 你 geeky 粉丝 will enjoy this as much as I did!

posted by juicyjossy9

Dr. Graham Tattersall*
239 pages
2010

A Guide to Answering the Unanswerable, Making Sense of the Nonsensical, and Solving the Unsolvable

How big is your vocabulary?
How heavy is your house?
Do the dead outnumber the living?
What are the best words to use
in a personal ad?

We humans are a curious species, prone to think, ruminate, reflect, cogitate, mull over, and philosophize. We long to explain away the world around us, to answer all those seeming unanswerables. Why are we here? Is there a God? Is there life after death? And, above all, how many houseflies does it take to pull a car?

A confirmed and...

Too Much 食物 Lyrics

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"Too Much Food"

You can say that I'm one curly fry in the box of the regular
Messing with the flavor oh the flavor that 你 savor
Saving me for last but 你 better not eat me at all
Living in a fast 食物 bag making 老友记 with the ketchup and salt
People say that I'm crazy for not moving on to better things
Instead I'm sitting around trash talking with the 洋葱 rings
But it's much too soon to leave this easy life
Pass me the spoon. Pass the analytical knife

Now you're about to get cut up 或者 get cut down
It's all about the wordplay all about the sound in the tone of my voice
You gotta let me make my...

Sleep All 日 Lyrics

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"Sleep All Day"

His after moan though cries oh no
He's building up a shine but he take it slow
And he knows it's time to make a change here And time to get away
And he knows it's time for all the wrong reasons, oh, time to end the pain
But he sleep all, sleep all day, sleep all, we sleep all 日 over again
Why don't we?

She 说 what would your mother think and how would your father react oh lord
Would he take it all back what they've done
No way he 说 take it, take it and don't break it with your own two hands
That was my old man and he said
if all is grounded 你 should go make a mountain out of it...

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A Beautiful Mess Lyrics

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"A Beautiful Mess"

You've got the best of both worlds
You're the kind of girl who can take down a man,
And lift him back up again
You are strong but you're needy,
Humble but you're greedy
And based on your body language,
And shoddy cursive I've been reading
Your style is quite selective,
though your mind is rather reckless
Well I guess it just suggests
that this is just what happiness is

Hey, what a beautiful mess this is
It's like picking up trash in dresses

Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words 你 write
Kind of turn themselves into knives
And don't mind my nerve 你 could call it fiction
But I like...

Song For A Friend Lyrics

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"Song For A Friend"

Well you're magic he said
But don't let it all go to your head
Well I bet if 你 all had it all figured out
Then you'd never get out of bed
No doubt
All the thing's that I've read what he wrote me
Is now sounding like the man I was hoping
To be
Keep on keeping it real
Cause it keeps getting easier indeed
He's the reason that I'm laughing
Even if there's no one else
He said, you've got to 爱情 yourself

You say, 你 shouldn't mumble when 你 speak
But keep your tongue up in your cheek
And if 你 stumble on to
You better remember that it's humble that 你 seek
You got all the skill 你 need,...

O. Lover Lyrics

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"O. Lover"

What's the worst thing that could happen?
We could change our minds.
That seems to be the hottest topic at this time.
We are sitting around in the meditation, dragging, chasing,
Wonderin?whose holdin?whose got the will to draw the line.

I know you've got something burning up inside,
It's so unhealthy but so good for me, oh!
Said if I didn't know, and if I didn't know, well if I didn't know that 你 loved me would 你 tell me?
Well God only knows our contradiction's to quitting, is a hate to 爱情 relationship thing.
A 火, 消防 under 你 is so fulfilling,
I fear there's nothing more.

I'm giving, giving...

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I BELIEVE IN A GREEN 耶稣

posted by juicyjossy9

Jason’s blog 发布 on
Monday, November 15, 2010
9:56 AM

EVERYDAY I EAT THIS ------>

And I get it here: link

When people ask me about it, I take a deep breath because talking about it leads to a rant on how much I think it’s awesome. When I’m in a hurry I simply say, “I dunno what it is, but it’s supposed to make my penis grow 2 inches in just 4 weeks.”

In all seriousness, this stuff will make 你 live to be a thousand.

I promise you’ll 评论 on this blog when you’re 900 (wishing 你 were dead) asking, “What was in that sh*t?”

Vitamineral Green. Best if stirred with coconut...

Common Pleasure Lyrics

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"Common Pleasure"

Said will I,
I remember when we used to walk together,
Used to talk together, Go to the park together,
In all of kinds of weather we would share,
This common pleasure, with most of human kinds,
It was a kind of treasure, one I was surely glad to find,
And I got some right here, And I'm okay, I'm okay
You're okay, ha ha, we're okay, ha ha ooha I am alright,
I answered alright, I'm doin' fine,but ohh 识骨寻踪 again are broken,
The 爱情 is not a token of affection, It's not even a real thing,
It's a word, so don't try to buy it out with a ring,
Cuz it's a verb, to 爱情 someone, open up and...

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Forecast Lyrics

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"Forecast"

Well I heard that it might be raining 床, 床上 sheets and lover's words
Let's throw out the hotel comforter and hang the 'do not disturb'
Sign me up for the storm
I'll wear my suit for the shower
Cause I'll have 你 to keep me warm in the coldest hour

And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be
And crazy is the forecast all week

Well every kiss, every hug is so light on that touch, delicate like a snowflake
Well I can taste, I can taste, I can taste, I can taste 你 all over my face
And everyone might find it foolish to not be counting on the sun
But your mouth is my umbrella now
Because...

Bella Luna Lyrics

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"Bella Luna"

Mystery the moon
A hole in the sky
A 邪恶力量 nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closin' one
A chosen child of golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the 海滩 and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars

A cosmic 鱼 they 爱情 to kiss
They're giving birth to constellation
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall 你 get a wish 或者 dedication
May I suggest 你 get the best
For nothing less than 你 and I
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella 你 beautiful luna
Oh bella do...

PEACE OUT HOMIE

posted by juicyjossy9

Jason’s blog posted
On January 16th, 2011
At 1:42 PM
__________________

Lizards. The 最喜爱的 snack of my cat. I’m tempted to 上传 a video of him eating all but the tiny toxic bit, what I make up must be a 蜥蜴 large intestine. It’s anything but large – these lizards aren’t dinosaurs, they’re the garden variety. 6, 8 inches max.

The January weather has come back around to the way I 爱情 it so in San Diego. Our equivalent to winter is wetness and that seems to have all dried up. Warmth becomes us and the lizards emerge to the concrete surfaces, lifting their heads high, gazing directly...

WHAT DO THE STARS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JASON THOMAS MRAZ

posted by juicyjossy9

日期 of birth: June 23, 1977
Western astrology: Cancer (“I feel”)
Chinese astrology: Snake (“I sense”)

* * * * *

extremely artistic - loves to entertain, too
(oh, really?!?)
a people's person
the boy with a voice
sagacious and profound
wise and clever mind
common sense and natural reserve
seductive and alluring
one hell of a lover but unfaithful
very affectionate but created liar
awesome scat singer
outrageous and exotic
a tad esoteric with his feet on the ground
my kind of creature

* * * * *

“And I know love,
Cause I've flown above,
And beyond,
But it's still too long of a wait.”

* * * * *

As Cancers...

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THAT TIME I ALMOST PEED MYSELF

posted by juicyjossy9

Jason’s blog posted
on December 13th, 2010
At 9:45 PM
______________________

3542 miles so far and not once have I had to buy water. I know everyone who reads this blog uses a reusable water bottle – and I thank 你 for hooking up your 老友记 and family this holiday season.

Every time I refueled I would carry my water bottle and hot mug into the gas station and get clean cold water from the soda 喷泉 (usually a little button under the lemonade) and hot water from the coffee machine. (Starbucks also gives free hot and cold filtered water.) Carrying my own 茶 also made my travels super enjoyable,...

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DEAR SAUNA CLAUSE

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"It's like a sauna in here."

Jason's blog 发布 on
December 7th, 2010
2:12 a.m.

Things I DON'T want for Christmas:

- Pants that are too small

- Clock Radio

- Giant Earthworm

- Twins

- Herpes

- Portable Sauna, even though it looks really clever.

Whenever I'm in a Sauna, I like to say, "It's like a sauna in here." even when I'm 由 myself.

I once shared a Sauna with Ingrid Michaelson when we were on tour together in Sweden. The Swedish 爱情 Saunas. I don’t recall the Sauna ever getting hot and we ended up just sitting there in the wooden box talking about how boring it was.

Tonight I had a Sauna all to myself during a spontaneous...

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Lucky Lyrics

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"Lucky"
(feat. Colbie Caillat)

Do 你 hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear 你 in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep 你 with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in 爱情 with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming 首页 again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a 爱情 like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one 更多 kiss
I'll wait for 你 I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in 爱情 with...

Mr. Curiosity Lyrics

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"Mr. Curiosity"

Hey Mr. Curiosity
Is it true what they've been saying about you
Well are 你 killing me
You took care of the cat already
And for those who think it's heavy
Is it the truth
Or is it only gossip
Call it mystery 或者 anything
Oh just as long as 你 call me
I sent the message on did 你 get it when I left it
Said well this catastrophic event
It wasn't meant to mean no harm
But to think there's nothing wrong is a problem, oh

I'm looking for 爱情 this time
Sounding hopeful but it's making me cry
(Trying not to ask why)
This 爱情 is a mystery
Mr. Curious...

Come back to me
I'm a mr. waiting on and never...