1. His beautiful british accent ("Sarah, don't defy me,") 2. His goregous wild blonde hair (I'd 爱情 to get my fingers 魔发奇缘 in it!) 3. His mismatched eyes (So quirky and mysterious!) 4. His pale skin (He makes Edward Cullen look darker!) 5. How he dresses (Damn...I 爱情 leather) 6. His riding crop (I won't even mention what I'm thinking!) 7. His power (I'd 爱情 to be his queen!) 8. His sultry, dark, melodic voice (I wanna listen to him all night long!)
We present a disturbingly 着魔 feast to feed your absurd edible fantasies. For one night only the Goblin King presents his most ill-frequented and unpopular goblin noshery for all your delectable delicacies!