Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user boonies did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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This kind of messed up crazy stuff only happens to Justin.

Usually because of her, but this time, seriously, she's done nothing. ...that they can prove.

They're in the basement, trying to find cool stuff for his hypothetical dorm room, and it's dark and smelly and Alex is cranky so she busies herself with texting Justin. Even though...