this one from "Mac the Serial Killer". definately.

Dee: Mac, where'd you get those scrathes?
Mac: What? Scartches? Huh? I don't...where? I-...what.. you guys are...I-


:P :P :P MAC RULZ!!!!!!

"A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." - Frank Reynolds

Frank is the best

charlie: "oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit!"

xD

Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! (From One Hundred Dollar Baby) :D

Bums: making a mess all over the city
Charlie as Serpico;
"ok mr. mayor feast your ears on that Spin Doctor's mix...hahahahaha hua"

"I will smash your face into a...into a JELLY!" -Charlie

I don't know the exact quote, but the Pirate door conversation with Dennis and Charlie is HILARIOUS.

"This music sounds like whales raping each other" -Mac

charlie-
they took you nightman and you dont belong to them they locked me in a world of darknes without your sexy hands and i miss you nightman so baad

you look like a dick in that tiny jacket...

Charlie: That was a smart buy (when talking about the trench coat Frank has)

lmao! I loved that one! xD

"Hello fellow American. This you should vote for me. I lead power! Good. Thank you...thank you."

I love when Charlie mouths along to the "Thank you...thaaaank you" part. :o)

"that's politics bitch!"

Mac: I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible
Dee: Well that is just not true.

Charlie: Day Man / Fighter of the Night Man / Champion of the sun / You're a master of karate / and friendship for everyone.

oh and


Charlie: Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.

JOBBIES!!!! XD

Thanks for reminding me of that one.

Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids like normal parents of America? - Dee
I love the way she says this! Like, the tone of her voice is perfect!

I had sex with your father, because just like you I like my sex old and ugly, and with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! - The Waitress
Or something like that... I don't remember everything the waitress says but that whole part is just so funny!

I agree with the Dee quote. She has the PERFECT delivery.

In the DVD commentary for the ep "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom" (or whatever the title is), the guys talk about how Kaitlin (Dee) will take lines that aren't supposed to be funny (filler lines) and make them totally hilarious with her delivery.

God, I just LOVE this show so much. :o)

I need to watch the commentaries! I totally forgot about them!

I love it too! It's definitely my favorite show!

Episode: The Gang Gives Back

Dennis: What the hell is that?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: That's diet.
Kid: Oh.
Dennis: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: Terrible...take a lap.

Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks inside your house and rapes you.

Charlie:
What, dude?! Where are you getting that from?
(continues the song)
It’s just two men sharing the night,
It might seem wrong but it's just right,
It’s just two men sharing each other,
It’s just two men like loving brothers.
One on top and one on bottom,
One inside and one is out,
One is screaming he’s so happy,
The other screaming a passionate shout.

It’s the Nightman
The feeling so wrong and right, man
The feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you
Man, when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Niiiiight…the passionate passionate Nightman.

from the gang solves the gas crisis.
Charlie: "Wild card bitches'!"


from Sweet Dee is dating a retard.
Dennis: "What is this? A page from a coloring book?"

Mac: "It's a song Charlie wrote, just skip all the parts about rape."

*Frank: When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast... Not in the sexual way... (from "the gang gets held hostage")

*Rickety Cricket: (unzipping his fly and smiling) Get ready for a mouth-full of strawberry blond hair... covered balls... (from "Mac & Dennis: Manhunters")

*Dee: For going to be meeting sofisticated men, we need to start acting with class (to artemis) we cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes!
Artemis: He was gonna find out anyway...
Dee: Oh my god, (to the waitress) and you shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!
The waitress (drunk): You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!... (from "who pooped the bed?")

*Frank: Your mother is dead as disco... Who wants champagne!!? (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")

Frank (to Dee): You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad and start thinking of me as your fiancé, Shemes!!
Dee: Gross, could you be please trying to think of the less creepy angle?! (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")

Charlie's script read by Dennis:
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power, good. Thank you... thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. - What?! - Taxes, they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."
(The Gang Runs For Office)

"I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab his face off!"
waitress (Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom) AND
"I don't want you to piss on the couch again"
"oh, well, we wouldn't want that now would we"
"NO, we wouldn't dude!"
..."I can...control...myself"
(Mac's Banging the waitress)

"Sweet Dee has a heart attack"

Frank: "Hey guys check out this gown....., It really lets your ass breathe"

"Underage Drinking: A National Concern"

Mac: "I'm going stag bro!"

"Hoooolllllyyy shit. That bitch is dead."

Mac

"Wait, wait, check his pulse!"-Charlie

"He doesn't have a head!!!" Dee

lol I just love that one

from Sweet Dee is Dating a retarded person:

Dennis: Whoa, what's with the spray paint, man?
Charlie: Uhhhh, what's with your OUTFIT, man?
Dennis: Alright, let's put the curtains back up.
Charlie: No, I mean, what's going on up here?
Dennis: I never know, man.

From the gang get's invincible:

Mac (while laughing hysterically with dennis): Y-y- you're a woman!

& Dee: GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHESSS!
from the gang get's held hostage.

It isn't JUST a quote, but one of my favorite scene's is when Charlie finds the 'ali-baba' sword at the dump and flies down the trash heap and says to frank "aw man you could chop the hump right off a camel and drink all of it's milk off the tip of this thing!"

When the gang saves the gas crisis.
Charlie: So help me god i'll burn this place to kingdom kong
Mac: Whoa whoa charlie calm down!

charlie is my hero!!!!

(In a retirement home)
-Mac: These places are like prison...
-Frank: Like people getting their ass raped?
-Charlie: What? Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
-Mac: No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
-Frank: Because they're getting their ass raped!

&
(remeber when frank was Dennis' pimp and he kept on slapping him)

Dennis: You know what, I'm walking from this. [Frank slaps him] Ow. What the hell, dude?!
Frank: I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.
[He slaps Dennis again]
Dennis: Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
Frank: Don't talk back to me.
Dennis: OK, sorry.
Frank: Look, I'm going to get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.
Dennis: You promise?
Frank: I promise. And hey, I don't want to hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You've go to do right by me, OK?
Dennis: OK.

“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!” Ha I love it when they get the hunger. This is from Manhunters, the one where frank thinks hes rambo and mac and dennis hunt cricket

Liam: "We're Taking You Bitches Hostage". (The Gang Gets Held Hostage).

HAHA, loved that episode. I laughed my ass off the whole time. Wished I could have been in it. I wouldn't need stockholm syndrome to side with the McPoyles either...I already have a crush on Liam.

Yes, that's right...I'd have sold the gang down the river just save my own butt! XDD

From "Dee's dating a retard"

Dee: These are the clowns I work with.
Lil' Kev: Dis yo crew baby!?
Girl you silly you don't work with clowns!

"Mac and Charlie die"
Charlie: "What's your bean situation?"

"The gang runs for office"
Mac: "Just give me the baby so my friend can kiss it"

"Make it sexy- hips and nips."

haha :) my favorite priest of all time.

This is one of my favorites. I cut the clip out and posted it on youtube. link

"Later, dudes. S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's" -Charlie from Paddy's Next top Billboard Model Contest

Correction: America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest

From "the Gang Gets Invincible"

Frank: "That lizards talking!"

Charlie, Wearing Greenman: "I don't like lizards!"

Charlies FUCCKING AWESOME!

Okay I don't know the lines to quote this but it was from Mac And Charlie :White Trash where Mac and Charlie were stuck in a water less, under ground pool. The lines always crack me up, to paraphrase, Charlie want's to get rid of Jamie Nelson (a friend of theirs who drowned in that pool). Mac wants to pray and while Charlie was saying some thing about voodoo. While Mac is praying about the Lamb of God washing away Jamie's negative spirit, and Charlie says in a low voice saying: "There's a lamb?" Mac corrects him continues praying. Charlie again adds in a low raspy voice "Come and take his spi-rit! His snake skin spirit." Charlie keeps interrupting Mac, whom I can see (Rob McElhenny) fighting to keep a straight face. I'm not doing the scene justice, that part always giggling.