THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOME

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy


She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent


BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS

I made sandwhiches!
ZIM

I just noticed 你 were closer to earth...

first he was invader scar
so in a envy for power the tallest scar desided to make a growing syrum then wile it was brewing he went to check in shd (semingly harmles droid) pronunsed shid he edited its wireing then went to the syrum he drank it then a week later he was as tall as the tallest he requested a video feed from the tallest requesting power but they denied the requested power then thrown to a prison with amputated legs riped skin over his mouth one ripped anteni he called shd and shd got over there and did repairs on scar he rebeled and 偷了 a voot 巡洋舰 and landed on earth scar...

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do 你 have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do 你 always blame me? 嘿 what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not 由 themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are 你 OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless 你 write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already 粉丝 of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little 或者 no people skills, subtlety, 或者 humbleness, but that's...