1x04b 'Dark Harvest'

"I thought since your the princess 你 had to stay hidden?,"I asked.
"That's true,but my fathers organized a small army of soldiers to guard the perimeter.
That's cool,have 你 ever been to any other parades?
"No,this is the first time.I guess my fathers decided to let me go now since its a special occasion."I thought for a quick moment and said,"Blink,do 你 think its possible that 你 could be the guest of honor?"
"I don't know,why?"
"Well 你 are important to the Irkan empire,you've never been to a parade,but this one,and your dads are hosting a special occasion. Don't 你 think its a little...

Here be another failed attemp at a fanfic... =W=
Moral of da story: Zim and Dib die and their spirits live on in Gir.
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The alarm system woke Zim from his dream of destroying earth. He needed a nap from transfering all human knowledge into Gir. 吉尔 ran in squeeling with fright, "Big laser make house go boom!" He was right. The Tallest decided to go ahead and destroy Zim. "Gir! To the basemeant!"
Meanwhile, Dib was trying to listen in on what all the fuss was about. Deciding it was safe, he walked in and made his way to the lab. Once he was there,...

Zim's POV

Stupid GIR!!!!
He ran off and now I have to find him.
I walked down the road with my umbrella. It was pouring. But how could 吉尔 go out without protection?? Wouldent he like spark up 或者 something?? I had no clue, but I WAS going to find that little robot.

Still Zim's POV.
GIR'S trail lead into a night club.
Great. JUST GREAT. I walked in, only to find myself 迷失 in a crowd of people,lights,and loud music. UGH!!!! GIR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!?!

Marribelle's POV

My brothers set up the 2 electric guitars.
We were supposed to play live today.
I wore a 衬衫 that only went down to my belly. It was...

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, 你 know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure 你 don' need anything else?" 说 Zim. Positive?? Im fine. 说 Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took 吉尔 off her face.
What is that?! 说 Merribelle.
A umm... dog. 说 Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, 说 Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, 说 Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

由 the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down 下一个 to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black 《金装律师》 that had little tails on the...

你 know 你 watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. 你 have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. 你 don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... 你 vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And 你 know exactly what happened to them.

4. 你 pass out meat on Valentine's 日 instead of candy.

5. 你 talk in third person.

6. 你 block up your chimney on 圣诞节 because 你 fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image 你 can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. 你 check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When 你 get a zit, 你 name it Pustulio and insist...