1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'

Do 你 seriously "Like, like" ZIM? Well I do to! So imagine this!! BOP BOP DIDDLY DOOOO BOP!!!

Your walking in your neighborhood with your bestest friend. 你 hear a loud crashing noise and 你 look up, behind you, down, left, and right. But when 你 look 前锋, 期待 你 see a figure, a green figue.
"Hello ( *Wink* )" He was talking to you, as if he was in love. The figure strokes your cheek. "You have beautiful eyes." He said. Your careless friend just keeps walking leaving 你 there with him. " I'm ZIM, whats your name?" ZIM smiled, his face geting closer to yours. "(Your Irken's name here.), that's...

I was on 谷歌 just a few 分钟 ago. And, I found a 文章 about me on some website thut i don't really know about, but it was all saying "She's just another Mary Sue..."

She says I take my Zim obessession way to far.

And, she also says i suck at drawing blood.

Well, read the article! It's "funny as heck" !

I don't care wut ppl say, It's my mind, just cause things don't go there way, they write a whole BAD 文章 about me!?!

Dude! GET A LIFE! STOP JUDGING FANGIRLS! IT'S RUDE! IT'S MEAN! It's POINTLESS! GET OVER URSELF!

Besides, where I am at in the fanfic story Zim does NOT even like BIM(STARBURST),...

zim was walking back and fourth in his living room. he was thinking(which is unusuall)about his....feelings.he didnt want this.he didnt need this. zim:INVADERS NEED NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!gir:your mouth says hate but your 心 says love. zim was shocked!zim:GIR WHEN DID U GET SO SMART!?!?!gir:i may not be very intelligent master zim but when it comes to 爱情 i think i can be of esistence.zim:WHAT!?!?!?! sparkes came from girs head and he fell on his face.gir:hi floor i gonna make some waffles!zim:well that was....weird and.... im guessing he had a momentarily glitch...yes thats gotta be it because...

It was the first 日 of skool. Skoodge and I walked into the classroom.
    “Class, meet our new classmates. Say your name and anything else 你 want to say before I change my mind about letting 你 into the classroom.” The weird human teacher, Ms. Bitters, said.
    “I’m Skoodge.”
    “I’m Del, and I’m glad to be accepted as fellow smeets, 或者 worm 婴儿 or-“
    “That’s all 你 can say now, so shut up, RIGHT NOW! Del, 你 can sit behind Cynder. Skoodge, sit behind Zim. Now, as 你 probably...

(At The Hospital)

Cynder: come on, joy, he didn't hurt me THAT bad.

Cynder Thinking: HOLY **** ON A **** 三明治 WITH A SIDE HELPING OF ****** THIS HURTS!

Joy: i know, but....you know i can't bare to see 你 like this. lying in a hospital 床, 床上 with a cast on your hip and all.

Cynder:really, I'm fine. just give it some time and I'll be walking just fine again. until then just be patient. no hurting Zim 或者 Sasha, ok?

Joy: *sigh* ok, Cynder. i promise.

Cynder: good. now, I've gotta get some sleep. can 你 guys come back later.

Joy: sure.

Kendra: alright.

Yami: if 你 insist.

Bakura: feel better.

Mokuba:...