你 know 你 watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. 你 have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. 你 don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... 你 vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And 你 know exactly what happened to them.
4. 你 pass out meat on Valentine's 日 instead of candy.
5. 你 talk in third person.
6. 你 block up your chimney on 圣诞节 because 你 fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image 你 can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. 你 check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When 你 get a zit, 你 name it Pustulio and insist...
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