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posted by invaderHailey
Zim's pov:

*40 分钟 Later*



The 钟, 贝尔 rong the kids ran out then i walked out i sat down at the 表 then the "Liz" Human sat down 下一个 to me "What are 你 doing?" i Say "Sitting down" "No i mean what are 你 doing on your LabTop?" "Listening to music" "Whats Music?" "Music is...wait...you don't know what 音乐 is?" "I mean uh....YEAH! I 爱情 MUSIC!" "Okay...." "So whats your name?" "i'm Liz" "Yours?" "Zim"



I don't know why but this Liz is so Hot to me!Wait....what are 你 thinking Zim?!She's Human!And besides irkens can't have mates!My head hurt so bad i didn't know if i should make her be mine 或者 not!Then i pastout.



Liz's pov:

All out of no where he pastout. "Zim!" isay as i shack him.Then Dib walked in "LIZ WTF ARE 你 DOING?!" "He pasted out! and i'm helping him!" "NO LIZ!! HE'S A EVIL ALIEN!!!!" "I'M STILL HELPING HIM NOW LEAVE ME ALONE DIB!!!!!!"





Sorry it's short but hope 你 enjoyed! :DD
posted by InvaderNeek01
The Massive is the flagship of the Irken Empire, and personal vessal to the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest. The Irkens, especially the Almighty Tallest, have a supreme 爱情 of food, mainly snacks, such as 爆米花 and donuts, which is probably why the Massive's sidepods are full of snacks, the Massive's one weakness, according to Lard Nar of the Resisty. The main chamber, where Almighty Tallest Red and Purple spend most of their time, is equipped with a large screen and a long distance communication system, which the numerous Invaders and Zim himself make use of. On Probing Day, an...
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posted by Irkans
(Nurses office)
Nurse:Whats the problem?

Raven: I bumped into an idiot and now my heads gonna burst!

Dib:"Hey!"

Raven: Well the truth hurts,doesn't it? Except I'm the one whose hurt.

Nurse:I'll get an ice pack,try not kill each other."

Raven: No promises.
Besides I'd be doing all the killing.

Nurse: (Walks away)
"They don't pay me enough for this job,she mumbles.

Dib:"What was that about?"
" I tried being nice to 你 and walked 你 to the nurse,and this is how 你 react?"

Raven: (Yawns)
"Hey dude could 你 be quiet?" Cant 你 see I'm trying to be depressed and bored?

Dib: Are 你 the only person 你 care...
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posted by Invader_K
Dib paced back and forth. "If I go on my spell drive, I'll look for something that can take me to Blink 或者 something, will be perfect. But I only managed to take 122 free spells from the paranormal convention. What should I do Gaz?" Dib asked, his now irritated sister. "You should shut your mouth, that's what 你 should do." Gaz said, focusing on the GS5 that Blink had 给 her on her 13th birthday. "You and Blink were pretty close friends, huh?" Dib asked, looking at her GS5. "Yeah... WHY?" Gaz asked, looking pretty annoyed. "What did she say? Like talk about?" Dib asked, looking at his feet....
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posted by woowie
(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.

Ms. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 put Sparky 下一个 to me. A couple 分钟 into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:

Hey.

I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...

I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.

When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded 吉尔 to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
posted by FanBot
Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe 你 should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit 酸, 酸奶 as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the 粪便, 凳子 in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....
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posted by zgfangrl
king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE 你 DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill 或者 imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...
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 Millie, I doodled on her.
Millie, I doodled on her.
Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser 吉尔 sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....
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"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP 你 LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned 由 an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...
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posted by nigahigarocks98
It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The 音乐 faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my 最喜爱的 song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...
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posted by Solo28
 Zim grabbing 吉尔
Zim grabbing Gir
ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he 座位 pushes 吉尔 away, 吉尔 screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs 吉尔 由 the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting 更多 and 更多 buildings on 火, 消防 and blowing up 更多 and 更多 stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Poor Dana
Poor Dana
D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought 你 说 it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought 你 说 I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what 你 think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank 你 for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. 杯形饼, 蛋糕 got up and came over 下一个 to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." 杯形饼, 蛋糕 spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and 杯形饼, 蛋糕 Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: 更多 of *sniff* 你 and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and 你 know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust 你 more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: 你 JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed 吉尔 looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! 吉尔 exploded. "Are 你 supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted 由 Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
你 got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just 唱歌 my 最喜爱的 song, Firefl-" She said. 吉尔 corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are 你 with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first 日 and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but 由 the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the 钟, 贝尔 rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Solo28
Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did 你 do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did 你 do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: 你 RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did 你 stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! 你 leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and 吉尔 arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...
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posted by Solo28
Zim and 吉尔 walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what 吉尔 had 说 was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. 《冰雪奇缘》 Krazy 塔科, 炸玉米饼 烤箱 Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let 你 get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...
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