Chapter 2: Stupid Creeper
"So why are 你 mad?" asked Zim a nonexistent eyebrow raised. I didn't notice his appearence until now, he was taller than me and I come up to the shoulder of the tallest without my antenna. Shoot! He maybe even taller than the tallest. I guess being a defect can allow one to grow. He is completely the same exept for a few minor things. Besides his new height, his features were a little bit 更多 outlined and he was skinner. He wore his usual get-up, the only difference was how his 粉, 粉色 衬衫 was red from the years of wearing it.
"Ugh! Because you're here!" I yelled.
"So what? I was told to come here." he hissed.
"But I thought 你 were in Impending Doom 2?" I asked.
"Impending Doom 2?"
"Oh..my..god.. I HURD THEM WRONG!" I 说 to myself. Zim looked at me like I was nuts.
"I need to get my ship repaired.." I 说 still talking to myself.
"Well I have no use for 你 so I guess I can help. Quicker 你 leave the quicker I can get back to what I was doing without 你 threating to blow my cover." 说 Zim putting a hand on my shoulder, I guess to get my attention and help make it sound less mean. I guess he really doesn't know who I am.
"Don't touch me! Please." I 说 shaking his hand off. 'WHY was he touching me?' I thought to myself then shivered.
"Do 你 want my help 或者 not?" asked Zim striding towards the road.
"I guess, thanks." I 说 following.
"How did 你 find this planet anyway?" he asked dully.
"Hehe.. Well 你 see it was one of the only that wasn't marked for conquest.." I 说 embarrassed.
"It wasn't marked because I am going to destroy this filthy ball of filthy!" he 说 spazing out like normal, sometimes I missed that but most of the time I didn't.
"ARE 你 OK!" I asked wide eyed.
"Yea why?" he asked looking at me strangely.
"Because 你 look like you're going to...die?" I answered unsure if that would have been the best word to use. He didn't answer me for a while, it was quite for a long time. I thought for a while that he might have figured it out that I'm not a complete stranger until he spoke up.
"Sorry I get like that sometimes.." he finally 说 still in a daze.
"..Yea..ok..." I 说 a little frightened at him being so calm and collective.
*At Zim's*
"Here we go." Zim 说 walking in a tall green house with a purple roof, window frames and a door.
"Lovely.." I muttered under my breath and then looked around for Tis. I couldn't find her when all of a sudden I hear Zim scream.
"AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE!"
I ran into the strange house and saw Zim looking at Tis. Tis looked like she was going to run for it until she saw me then quickly took her place at my side. Another SIR walk into the room, screamed and ran away.
"Ok THAT was weird.." I 说 out loud. We all looked at each other for a moment.
"Um that's Gir" he 说 smiling weakly. "There's something wrong with him but I can't figure out what IT IS!"
"Really? Couldn't tell." I 说 sarcastically as we walked out the front door.
"Ok so where is your ship?" asked Zim.
"I don't know.." I admitted.
"Well that's just great"
"I know.." I 说 sadly. Tis, Zim and I went out to search.
"So...Would 你 need a place to sleep? I guess it would be rude to help then kick 你 out." he asked even though it was clear he wasn't so happy about having to share his house, even with another Irken.
"No, we can sleep in the ship." I 说 hugging Tis's shoulders.
"Oh...you know..if 你 want 你 can stay at my house." he 说 smiling ackwardly. OK maybe I stand corrected, but I know him and this is really out of character.
"You ruined my plans don't try to be nice to me." I hissed lowly.
Zim looked puzzled "What? and why not?" he pressed on.
"Uh..."
"Exactly! So why not?" he insisted a smug smile curling up on his face again.
"Why do want me at your house anyway?" I asked weary.
"Um..I don't know actually." he admitted but still smiled to himself.
"Ha!" I laughed spitefully.
"What?" he asked not getting it entirely.
"Nothing...Oh! I think I found it!" I yelled.
"Found what?"
"What do 你 think?... THE SHIP 你 IDIOT!" I yelled running to the ship.
"Oh yeah, that's what we were looking for." Zim nearly whispered as he followed. I sighed loudly.
"How are we going to 移动 this?" he asked looking it over.
I shrugged "I don't know."
"That's great, I guess I will have to call Gir. 你 think it's dark enough that it won't need to be cloaked?" he asked glancing at me.
"It should be?" I 说 confused.
"Wow what the hell did 你 do to this? It's half way in the ground!" asked Zim with false approval.
"Gravity? How else?" I 说 sarcastically. He gave me a look and I stuck my tongue out when his back was turned.
"WEEEEEEEE!" 吉尔 screamed as he came flying around the corner and smashed into a tree.
"Is...is he ok?" I asked walking over to the little robot.
"Where's my piggy?" yelled 吉尔 as he got up and started running around.
"Yea, I think he's fine" I 说 answering my own question.
"Yes he's fine." Zim 说 kind of in a mocking tone.
"Thanks I don't think we heard me the first time." I snapped back.
"So how are we going to 移动 this? The pig is down." asked Zim.
"Um... I guess get behind it and push?" I snipped. "What pig?"
"We should all push and it's a long story." he 说 bluntly.
"Really? Didn't think we would do that."
"Why are 你 so mean to me?" asked Zim.
"I don't want to be here right now."
Shot down 由 my 评论 he looked at the ship.
*Back at Zim's base*
With no help what's so ever from Gir; Zim, Tis and I got the ship to Zim's base. I nearly fell under it twice but Zim pulled me up before I was ran over, but that still it doesn't change my mind about him. When we got it into the base part of the house, we when to work, well not we 更多 like Zim when to work. He told me to stand on the side and hand him tools...yay fun.
"Can 你 hand me that screwdriver?" asked Zim from under the ship.
"No." I replied handing him the tool.
"Thanks. 嘿 can 你 come here see if 你 can pull this out?" he asked slinding out from under and getting off the creeper.
"What do 你 want me to do?" I 说 taking the 螺丝刀 then taking his place.
"Um 你 see that bolt? Can 你 pull it out?" he 说 kind of nervously.
"Aren't 你 stronger than me? 或者 are 你 just doing this to give me something to do?" I asked.
"Though you'd want something to do.." Zim 说 still kind of nervous. I got up after pulling the bolt out.
"Here 你 go.." I 说 handing it to him.
"Thanks."
As I was going back to where I was standing, Zim stepped on the end of the bord and it slid out from under him! He landed on me!
"Get off of me!" I screamed.
"I'm pretty comfortable I think I'll just say here" he 说 smiling. I pushed him off and ran out of the room, behind me I heard his nauseating laugh.
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"So why are 你 mad?" asked Zim a nonexistent eyebrow raised. I didn't notice his appearence until now, he was taller than me and I come up to the shoulder of the tallest without my antenna. Shoot! He maybe even taller than the tallest. I guess being a defect can allow one to grow. He is completely the same exept for a few minor things. Besides his new height, his features were a little bit 更多 outlined and he was skinner. He wore his usual get-up, the only difference was how his 粉, 粉色 衬衫 was red from the years of wearing it.
"Ugh! Because you're here!" I yelled.
"So what? I was told to come here." he hissed.
"But I thought 你 were in Impending Doom 2?" I asked.
"Impending Doom 2?"
"Oh..my..god.. I HURD THEM WRONG!" I 说 to myself. Zim looked at me like I was nuts.
"I need to get my ship repaired.." I 说 still talking to myself.
"Well I have no use for 你 so I guess I can help. Quicker 你 leave the quicker I can get back to what I was doing without 你 threating to blow my cover." 说 Zim putting a hand on my shoulder, I guess to get my attention and help make it sound less mean. I guess he really doesn't know who I am.
"Don't touch me! Please." I 说 shaking his hand off. 'WHY was he touching me?' I thought to myself then shivered.
"Do 你 want my help 或者 not?" asked Zim striding towards the road.
"I guess, thanks." I 说 following.
"How did 你 find this planet anyway?" he asked dully.
"Hehe.. Well 你 see it was one of the only that wasn't marked for conquest.." I 说 embarrassed.
"It wasn't marked because I am going to destroy this filthy ball of filthy!" he 说 spazing out like normal, sometimes I missed that but most of the time I didn't.
"ARE 你 OK!" I asked wide eyed.
"Yea why?" he asked looking at me strangely.
"Because 你 look like you're going to...die?" I answered unsure if that would have been the best word to use. He didn't answer me for a while, it was quite for a long time. I thought for a while that he might have figured it out that I'm not a complete stranger until he spoke up.
"Sorry I get like that sometimes.." he finally 说 still in a daze.
"..Yea..ok..." I 说 a little frightened at him being so calm and collective.
*At Zim's*
"Here we go." Zim 说 walking in a tall green house with a purple roof, window frames and a door.
"Lovely.." I muttered under my breath and then looked around for Tis. I couldn't find her when all of a sudden I hear Zim scream.
"AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE!"
I ran into the strange house and saw Zim looking at Tis. Tis looked like she was going to run for it until she saw me then quickly took her place at my side. Another SIR walk into the room, screamed and ran away.
"Ok THAT was weird.." I 说 out loud. We all looked at each other for a moment.
"Um that's Gir" he 说 smiling weakly. "There's something wrong with him but I can't figure out what IT IS!"
"Really? Couldn't tell." I 说 sarcastically as we walked out the front door.
"Ok so where is your ship?" asked Zim.
"I don't know.." I admitted.
"Well that's just great"
"I know.." I 说 sadly. Tis, Zim and I went out to search.
"So...Would 你 need a place to sleep? I guess it would be rude to help then kick 你 out." he asked even though it was clear he wasn't so happy about having to share his house, even with another Irken.
"No, we can sleep in the ship." I 说 hugging Tis's shoulders.
"Oh...you know..if 你 want 你 can stay at my house." he 说 smiling ackwardly. OK maybe I stand corrected, but I know him and this is really out of character.
"You ruined my plans don't try to be nice to me." I hissed lowly.
Zim looked puzzled "What? and why not?" he pressed on.
"Uh..."
"Exactly! So why not?" he insisted a smug smile curling up on his face again.
"Why do want me at your house anyway?" I asked weary.
"Um..I don't know actually." he admitted but still smiled to himself.
"Ha!" I laughed spitefully.
"What?" he asked not getting it entirely.
"Nothing...Oh! I think I found it!" I yelled.
"Found what?"
"What do 你 think?... THE SHIP 你 IDIOT!" I yelled running to the ship.
"Oh yeah, that's what we were looking for." Zim nearly whispered as he followed. I sighed loudly.
"How are we going to 移动 this?" he asked looking it over.
I shrugged "I don't know."
"That's great, I guess I will have to call Gir. 你 think it's dark enough that it won't need to be cloaked?" he asked glancing at me.
"It should be?" I 说 confused.
"Wow what the hell did 你 do to this? It's half way in the ground!" asked Zim with false approval.
"Gravity? How else?" I 说 sarcastically. He gave me a look and I stuck my tongue out when his back was turned.
"WEEEEEEEE!" 吉尔 screamed as he came flying around the corner and smashed into a tree.
"Is...is he ok?" I asked walking over to the little robot.
"Where's my piggy?" yelled 吉尔 as he got up and started running around.
"Yea, I think he's fine" I 说 answering my own question.
"Yes he's fine." Zim 说 kind of in a mocking tone.
"Thanks I don't think we heard me the first time." I snapped back.
"So how are we going to 移动 this? The pig is down." asked Zim.
"Um... I guess get behind it and push?" I snipped. "What pig?"
"We should all push and it's a long story." he 说 bluntly.
"Really? Didn't think we would do that."
"Why are 你 so mean to me?" asked Zim.
"I don't want to be here right now."
Shot down 由 my 评论 he looked at the ship.
*Back at Zim's base*
With no help what's so ever from Gir; Zim, Tis and I got the ship to Zim's base. I nearly fell under it twice but Zim pulled me up before I was ran over, but that still it doesn't change my mind about him. When we got it into the base part of the house, we when to work, well not we 更多 like Zim when to work. He told me to stand on the side and hand him tools...yay fun.
"Can 你 hand me that screwdriver?" asked Zim from under the ship.
"No." I replied handing him the tool.
"Thanks. 嘿 can 你 come here see if 你 can pull this out?" he asked slinding out from under and getting off the creeper.
"What do 你 want me to do?" I 说 taking the 螺丝刀 then taking his place.
"Um 你 see that bolt? Can 你 pull it out?" he 说 kind of nervously.
"Aren't 你 stronger than me? 或者 are 你 just doing this to give me something to do?" I asked.
"Though you'd want something to do.." Zim 说 still kind of nervous. I got up after pulling the bolt out.
"Here 你 go.." I 说 handing it to him.
"Thanks."
As I was going back to where I was standing, Zim stepped on the end of the bord and it slid out from under him! He landed on me!
"Get off of me!" I screamed.
"I'm pretty comfortable I think I'll just say here" he 说 smiling. I pushed him off and ran out of the room, behind me I heard his nauseating laugh.
*Note: For the rest of the story and chapters so come visit link 或者 link *
