ETIR: *gets in wolf disguise* ARE U AWARE OF ALIEN EXISTENCE?! HUH?! HUH?!

Licky: OMG talking kitty! :D

ETIR: its a disguise, licky -.-

Licky: o, ok

* Jones looks for the source of the voice, not noticing the wolf hiding in the background. *

Jones: ......aliens? Uh, no ma'am, I don't really believe in such things. This being said, I have noticed an influx of new students that wear their backpacks all day and all the time. That fad is alien to me.

(OOC: Don't reveal the existance of aliens or talking animals to Jones. Part of his character is that he is unaware.)

ETIR: im a dude. im not sure WHAT licky is though

Licky: HI THERE! IMA LICKY! AH!!

Alana: What are your beliefs in aliens? Would you believe there ARE other creatures out in space? If there were, would you want there to be universal peace? Wouldn't universal peace be a wonder ful thing? Would you fight for universal peace? Great... does it sound like I'm taking a survey? O.O

Jet: *puts on desguise* O.O random but..how would you conquer the world if you wanted to? Hmm hmm? TELL ME FOOL BOY >:3

(Gary... Jones is a janitor... person...he isn't a boy...)

(oh, and CHECK YOUR EMAILS!!)

(lol I know, jet says that to every boy, oh and sorry I iz tryin D: )

(Sorry)

(don't be :3 )

Jones (to Alana): Madame, while I commend your urge for peace- and what a noble goal it is! -I myself do not believe in aliens. As for fighting for peace... is that not a bit hypocritical?

Jones (to Jet): First off, sir, I am a grown man of over forty years. Secondly, no, I would not seek world domination. I don't have the need to rule. Contrary to how I look, my crown isn't of royalty... anymore. This is a Johnson family relic, passed down for generations and hundreds of years. My family DID rule a small country in the 1500s for about thirty years, but that is history. The country was long invaded and annexed. No, I like my job of counseling to children and my position on the town's Board of Censors. It's a shame, though, that I can't get Miss Bitters fired. She breaks far too many rules in my book...

Moon: Do you belive in aliens?
Princapil: *fires Ms. Bitters*

(OOC: Miss Bitters can't be fired.)

Jones (to Moon): No ma'am, I personally do not. However, if you do, then I respect your belief on that. If you believe, though, I know a young boy who could use your words of like-minded belief. Poor Dib Membrane, his big head is always consumed by thoughts of extraterrestrials. I can't seem to calm him about it.

Moon: Well, *takes off disguise* Do you belive in aliens now? *smirks*
Students: AHHHHHHH!!!

Claire: ms bitters has NEVER obeyed the rules! She hung from the ceiling once! But I swore I would light her on fire.

* Jones Johnson, upon seeing Moon rip off her face, falls backwards to the floor before he could see what Moon looked like underneath. With a mighty thud, he hits the tiled floor and lets go of his staff. The crown on his head clanks to the floor and rolls a bit before stopping. *

* The Students look at the fallen Jones and then at Moon, and then back at Jones, and back at Moon. Most of them immediately fell into denial, either passing out on their own or shutting their eyes and/or rocking back and forth trying to get the image of a kid ripping her face off out of their minds. *

Moon: >:3 *looks at the kids then Dib* WTF I HE DOING HERE!?!
Dib: PROOOFFFF!!!!

stickly: *punches dib* THERE! ALIEN FISTS! HAPPY ENOUGH, PIPSQUEAK?! man im sick of this frikin alien talk -.-

Dib: SEE? SEE?! ALIENS! I'M NOT CRAZY!

* Dib looked around the room, but every non-alien was passed out or in insane denial. He slapped his hand upon his huge forehead. *

Dib: PROOF!

(OOC: Moon, swearing aside, having Dib screech "PROOOF!!" was hilarious.)

Thanks!