Lol, yes, the 标题 is weird. But anyways, I am sooooo bored right now that I'm typing up 随意 语录 and mottos that I like. Cause I'm cool like that :P Anyways, here they are...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken 由 people who annoy me.
At least you're not being rectally probed 由 aliens.
What if, at this very moment, 你 are living up to your full potential?
The 更多 你 think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em."
My 最喜爱的 poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells 你 something.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to 你 the rest of the day.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is 更多 interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when 你 leave.
If 你 try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
This morning I looked down at my unmade 床, 床上 and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.
If 你 can't say anything nice...come sit 由 us.
Know what I'm thinking? No? Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
If at first 你 don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
This isn't burger king, 你 can't have it your way.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If 你 must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Deja moo = "I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago."
Long 以前 when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
你 see things; and 你 say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
Your vision will become clear only when 你 look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. 幻想 is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables 你 to laugh at life's realities.
Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face.
When somebody tells 你 nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer 太空 would say - I want to see the manager.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken 由 people who annoy me.
At least you're not being rectally probed 由 aliens.
What if, at this very moment, 你 are living up to your full potential?
The 更多 你 think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em."
My 最喜爱的 poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells 你 something.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to 你 the rest of the day.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is 更多 interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when 你 leave.
If 你 try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
This morning I looked down at my unmade 床, 床上 and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.
If 你 can't say anything nice...come sit 由 us.
Know what I'm thinking? No? Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
If at first 你 don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
This isn't burger king, 你 can't have it your way.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If 你 must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Deja moo = "I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago."
Long 以前 when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
你 see things; and 你 say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
Your vision will become clear only when 你 look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. 幻想 is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables 你 to laugh at life's realities.
Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face.
When somebody tells 你 nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer 太空 would say - I want to see the manager.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
It's the Journey That's Important
由 John McLeod
Life, sometimes so wearying
Is worth its weight in gold
The experience of traveling
Lends a wisdom that is old
Beyond our 'living memory'
A softly spoken prayer:
"It's the journey that's important,
Not the getting there!"
Ins and outs and ups and downs
Life's road meanders aimlessly?
或者 so it seems, but somehow
Leads us where we need to be,
And being simply human
We oft 问题 and compare...
"Is the journey so important
或者 the getting there?"
And thus it's always been
That 问题 pondered down the ages
由 simple men with simple ways
To wise and ancient sages...
How sweet then, quietly knowing
Reaching destination fair:
"It's the journey that's important,
Not the getting there!"
由 John McLeod
Life, sometimes so wearying
Is worth its weight in gold
The experience of traveling
Lends a wisdom that is old
Beyond our 'living memory'
A softly spoken prayer:
"It's the journey that's important,
Not the getting there!"
Ins and outs and ups and downs
Life's road meanders aimlessly?
或者 so it seems, but somehow
Leads us where we need to be,
And being simply human
We oft 问题 and compare...
"Is the journey so important
或者 the getting there?"
And thus it's always been
That 问题 pondered down the ages
由 simple men with simple ways
To wise and ancient sages...
How sweet then, quietly knowing
Reaching destination fair:
"It's the journey that's important,
Not the getting there!"