The Huddies and PLH arrived at PPTH at approximately 4 PM that following day. It was easy to get there quickly because they had their own private jet. Yes, they are THAT awesome. A plan was formulated, 由 guess who... that's right, Cuddles!! The plan was complex and might even put them in danger. They had to... go in through the doors and walk up the stairs instead of the elevators! Shocker? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Crazy? Maybe... ok, yes.
"Ok guys, we're splitting up into groups of three. Fruity, K, pkp, 你 guys are Team Alpha. bb, Cuddles, p_r, 你 guys are team Beta-"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAVE TO BE WITH PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bb yelled, interrupting PLH. PLH sighed.
"Ok then... bb, Cuddles and PG 你 guys can be-"
"BUT I HAVE TO BE WITH BB!!!! WE SHARE EVERYTHING!!!" yelled OM.
"OK FINE! BB, OM AND PG 你 GUYS CAN BE TEAM BETA NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled PLH. PG raised her hand.
"WHAT NOW?!?!?!?" snapped PLH.
"Isn't Team Beta Now Shut The Hell Up kinda long? Can we shorten it 或者 maybe abbreviate to Team BNTHU?" asked PG.
"YOU. ARE. TEAM. BETA." 说 PLH, trying to keep calm.
"That works!" they all said. PLH took in a deep breath.
"Ok, wifey. You, p_r and Cuddles are going to be Team Carrot."
"Why team carrot?" asked p_r.
"Because I forgot the rest of the Roman alphabet."
"Actually, it's Gree-"
"IF 你 SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT 你 DIE."
OM backed away slowly in instant silence.
"Ok, Team Alpha, you're going to House's office. Team Beta, 你 guys stalk Cuddy. Team Carrot, 你 guys go pretend you're clinic patients and look pretty. There's a chance you'll catch some Huddy gossip."
"Where are 你 going to be?" asked pkp.
"I'm going to go spy on some 14 action." declared PLH.
"HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!!"
The Huddies and PLH all turned to see Missy standing on the balcony above them.
"MISSY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" they all yelled.
"Ok guys, we're splitting up into groups of three. Fruity, K, pkp, 你 guys are Team Alpha. bb, Cuddles, p_r, 你 guys are team Beta-"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAVE TO BE WITH PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bb yelled, interrupting PLH. PLH sighed.
"Ok then... bb, Cuddles and PG 你 guys can be-"
"BUT I HAVE TO BE WITH BB!!!! WE SHARE EVERYTHING!!!" yelled OM.
"OK FINE! BB, OM AND PG 你 GUYS CAN BE TEAM BETA NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled PLH. PG raised her hand.
"WHAT NOW?!?!?!?" snapped PLH.
"Isn't Team Beta Now Shut The Hell Up kinda long? Can we shorten it 或者 maybe abbreviate to Team BNTHU?" asked PG.
"YOU. ARE. TEAM. BETA." 说 PLH, trying to keep calm.
"That works!" they all said. PLH took in a deep breath.
"Ok, wifey. You, p_r and Cuddles are going to be Team Carrot."
"Why team carrot?" asked p_r.
"Because I forgot the rest of the Roman alphabet."
"Actually, it's Gree-"
"IF 你 SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT 你 DIE."
OM backed away slowly in instant silence.
"Ok, Team Alpha, you're going to House's office. Team Beta, 你 guys stalk Cuddy. Team Carrot, 你 guys go pretend you're clinic patients and look pretty. There's a chance you'll catch some Huddy gossip."
"Where are 你 going to be?" asked pkp.
"I'm going to go spy on some 14 action." declared PLH.
"HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!!"
The Huddies and PLH all turned to see Missy standing on the balcony above them.
"MISSY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" they all yelled.