老爸老妈浪漫史 From Barney's "I only have one rule"...which one is your favorite?
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Never 日期 a girl with a hook for a hand
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Never go out with a chick whose last names ends in a vowel
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Never spell check.
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Never meet a girl’s parents.
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Never pass up a free sample.
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Never pet a chicken.
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Never trust a dude with hair past his shoulders.
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Never trust a dude with hair ON his shoulders.
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Never enter a wine bar. They attract women over 30.
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Never check a bag.
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If it’s yellow, flush it down, too.
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Never wear a brown 带, 皮带 with black shoes.
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No cats.
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Never take a girl back to your place, especially if your place is the White House
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Always wash your hands before returning to work.
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Never leave 首页 with less than three condoms in your wallet.
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However old a girl says she is add 5 years. However much she says weighs add 5
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Never meet a girl for lunch.
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Never repeat yourself.
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Bang twice, dump once.
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The longer the line, the better the food.
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Never run without stretching.
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Never wear a clip-on.
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Never use an airplane lavatory.
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Never order a “small” beer.
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If 你 pay your taxes before a court mandates 你 do, you’ve paid too soon
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Black tie is never optional.
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Ask yourself, “What would Ted do?” Then do the opposite.
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is the choice you want missing?
go ahead and add it!
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