The 下一个 morning they wake up and go to have breakfast to Cuddy’s kitchen. The situation is awkward, because they are no longer on vacation and they’re still together and feeling like if they were. When they get dressed, they go to do the shopping. Before coming back to her home, Cuddy drives House to his place and helps him a little to clean up. After a while someone calls and House picks up the phone.
‘House? Hi!! How are you!?? When did 你 come back? Why didn’t 你 call me?’
Lisa looks at House and whisper. ‘Who is this?’
Greg 答案 her in a low voice. ‘Wilson...’
‘Hey! 你 still there??’ asks Wilson on the phone.
‘Yeah, yeah... I’m here...’
‘How are you? 你 have to tell me so many things...’
‘I'm... fine... Right, prepare the 表 lamp with the most powerful bulb 你 have... the one 你 use for interrogations...’
‘No, really, 你 have to tell me, are 你 actually with her?’
Cuddy looks at him while they talk on the phone. ‘With her? Physically 你 mean?’
‘Dating I mean.’
Lisa hears him and shouts. ‘Wilson, I'm here!’
House rolls his eyes and looks at her angrily, but he keeps talking to Wilson. ‘Dating... umm... I'm... not sure... Wilson?? Wilson?? I c-cn't hear y-ou, a- 你 there??’ Greg hangs up. ‘This was becoming an interrogation. I'm supposed to be his friend not a suspect.’
‘He is not gonna stop asking until 你 answer his questions... And you'd better tell him anything before he starts to ask me.’
‘Ha!! No way, 你 can tell him anything before he stars to ask me...’ Claims House.
‘He has already started, and he is 更多 friend of yours than mine. What do 你 want me to tell him?’
‘Tell him whatever 你 want... I don't want Wilson to cause me a headache every single day.’
‘No way. Then both of us will talk to him.’
House frowns. ‘Both of us... at the same time.’
‘Yes...’ 答案 Cuddy, and House nods. She sighs and continues. ‘You think we should call him back? The sooner he satisfies his curiosity, the sooner he'll stop asking questions.’
‘Hmmm... okay, but 你 will talk to him now.’ House hands her the phone. She dials the number and waits.
‘Beeep, beeeep, beeeep... Wilson?’
‘Hi Lisa! Where are you? If you're with House tell him that he's an idiot.’
She looks at him. ‘He says that you're an idiot.’
‘Tell him to tell me something unknown for me...’
Lisa rolls her eyes and keeps talking. ‘Hey Wilson, listen. We’d like 你 to come here now before 你 start asking us about each other. This way we can satisfy your curiosity at the same time.’
‘But tell him to bring me some 花 and chocolates 或者 he won't come in!!’ Shouts House.
‘Don’t listen to him. So... are 你 coming?’
‘Ehh yeah, yeah... I-I’m on the way there. Don't do nasty things while I get there. See 你 in a minute.’
Cuddy hangs up and Greg sits 下一个 to her. ‘What did he say? Is he coming?’
‘Yeah, and he also says that we don't do nasty things while he comes...’
He chuckles. ‘Okay... I'll wait for him in my bedroom so I don't succumb to the temptation!!’
About fifteen 分钟 later, Wilson rings the doorbell.
‘Oh, who can this be?? I'm so exited... could it be Santa?? Hope it's Santa’ House crosses his fingers and opens the door. ‘Oh, it's you...’
‘Nice to see 你 too... Hi Lisa.’
‘Hello James. 嘿 thanks for taking care of my house while I was on vacation.’
When he comes in House closes the door. ‘Yeah... watering the plants must have been a really hard work...’
He smiles widely and they sits on the couch. ‘So...you two... are 你 really together? But... When...H-how did it happen?’
Cuddy looks around. ‘Ehh... I think 你 can answer that one, can't you, Sweetsauce?’
‘Thanks, Partypants...’ He shows a menacing look to her. ‘Well... A few weeks ago... in Italy... do I have to give 你 any special detail? Like what's her underwear size 或者 how much sugar she has in her coffee?’
‘I think Wilson really doesn't care about what's my underwear size...’
‘No, no, no, I just ... I don't know ... It's a bit strange, isn't it? I mean ... 你 two ... together ... after all this time. And working at the same place... I just can't imagine how did 你 start dating.’
Cuddy 答案 this time. ‘I think that... it just happened, that's all. I guess that we were too much time together, almost 24 hours a day...’
‘I only could get rid of her when I was in the bathroom, so I pretended to have a bladder problem in order to get some privacy...’ Jokes House.
‘He didn't wanna get rid of me; he destroyed half hotel, and got a better room 由 blackmailing the staff, but there was only one left, so we decided to share it.’
Wilson frowns. ‘Hmmm how many beds were in the room...?’
‘One... but king size...’ 答案 Cuddy.
‘Yeah... I couldn't see her from my side...’
Wilson chuckles. ‘Sure... 你 were sleeping in the same bed, I don’t need 更多 explanations then...’
‘We did nothing... We are able to sleep chastely with a person of the opposite sex on other side of the bed.’
‘Yeah... at least for a fews days...’ Whispers House.
‘Who started all this?’ Asks Jimmy.
‘I... slapped him...’
House points. ‘Very romantic...’
‘You deserved it.’
‘What did he do?’
‘He insulted me... Well, exactly he insulted my capacity to have children, that really hurt me... he kept going and I slapped him... and then he kissed me...’
‘Very romantic.’ Points Wilson this time, looking at House.
‘It was the only way I thought she would stop kicking me!!’
She rolls her eyes again and Wilson whispers. ‘Yeah, I'm sure that you've never wanted to 吻乐队（Kiss） her...’ He hawks and talks in a normal tone again. ‘And... what are 你 gonna say in the hospital?’
‘Do we have to say something?’
‘We think that it would be better for both if we don’t say anything... for now.’ Says Lisa, then Wilson nods and stands up.
‘Well guys, I'm really glad for you.’
‘But don't worry, mommy and daddy still 爱情 你 honey!!’ Says House while standing up.
Before opening the door Wilson turns around. ‘And can mommy and daddy 吻乐队（Kiss） each other to 确认 that all this is real and you're not fooling me?’
‘Wilson 你 are an unbeliever...’
‘To confirm? Don't 你 trust us? I'm not gonna let this become a porn thing!!’ Yells Greg.
‘I trust her. I don't trust 你 in this things, though...’
When House is gonna answer... ‘Oh come on! Shut up!’ Cuddy holds his face and kisses him. At first he is a bit shocked.
‘You see? Now she'll start to hit me with a whip and she won't let me go!! Thanks man!!’
Wilson smiles triumphantly and happy for his two friends. ‘Okay, see 你 guys...’ He opens the door. ‘I hope I don't find 你 doing nasty things in the hospital. Damn it! 爱情 like this should fly free! But not in the hospital please... At least not where we can see you.’ He gets out and House closes the door. Wilson is still shouthing from outside. ‘You can ask for places to Chase and Cameron!’ Then he goes.
Cuddy turns to him. ‘I’m sorry, but I don’t have a whip...’
He chuckles. ‘Please, don’t use your belt!’
She smiles back at him. ‘Well, I think I should go, too. We have to work tomorrow... See 你 there, at eight o’clock.’
‘I’ll see 你 there, but don’t know what time.’ He smiles and kisses her cheek before she left. ‘Sleep tight, Lisa.’
To be continued...
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