In addition to a mediocre 粉丝 art, I wrote 你 this poem... thing. Do enjoy the 秒 part of your prezzie. <3
S pectacular St. Berry shipper
H ardcore Little Monster
A lways first, and most definitely not the worst
N ever not awesome
D on't take no bullshit!
I ncredibly talented maker of 粉丝 art
S uper sweetheart
A lias of Voldy
U ltimate lover of Locke
R eally deserves her own Groffles babies
U ber into being awesome so I can make this poem
S handiii - with three i's, bitch!
Aaaaaand apparently this 文章 isn't long enough and I should consider posting it to a 论坛 instead... no way. :P So please excuse this....
ALSKDJFHGBVNCMXSKEI48RUYFHENWLA;ODWEP 6TRGJDFNSKLEIOWRU5HEAIJLW'AS4P5UUUL!!!!!
S pectacular St. Berry shipper
H ardcore Little Monster
A lways first, and most definitely not the worst
N ever not awesome
D on't take no bullshit!
I ncredibly talented maker of 粉丝 art
S uper sweetheart
A lias of Voldy
U ltimate lover of Locke
R eally deserves her own Groffles babies
U ber into being awesome so I can make this poem
S handiii - with three i's, bitch!
Aaaaaand apparently this 文章 isn't long enough and I should consider posting it to a 论坛 instead... no way. :P So please excuse this....
ALSKDJFHGBVNCMXSKEI48RUYFHENWLA;ODWEP 6TRGJDFNSKLEIOWRU5HEAIJLW'AS4P5UUUL!!!!!
Do not ask me where this originated from, because I honestly don't remember. It happened years ago, and now I'm a pro. 你 can literally say a sentence to me and I can relay it back to 你 in my alphabet within seconds.
A = U
B = P
C = S
D = T
E = O
F = V
G = J
H = W
I = Y
J = G
K = Q
l = R
M = N
N = M
O = E
P = B
Q = K
R = L
S = C
T = D
U = A
V = F
W = H
X = Z
Y = I
Z = X
My opposite alphabet that I created for no apparent reason. I've been trying to teach it to my best friend for years and she still only gets half of it right.
Wy, ni muno yc Sud umt y un u crad.
=
Hi, my name is Cat and I am a slut.
I also have no apparent reason for sharing... I just felt like it... feel free to 评论 about my teetering sanity.
A = U
B = P
C = S
D = T
E = O
F = V
G = J
H = W
I = Y
J = G
K = Q
l = R
M = N
N = M
O = E
P = B
Q = K
R = L
S = C
T = D
U = A
V = F
W = H
X = Z
Y = I
Z = X
My opposite alphabet that I created for no apparent reason. I've been trying to teach it to my best friend for years and she still only gets half of it right.
Wy, ni muno yc Sud umt y un u crad.
=
Hi, my name is Cat and I am a slut.
I also have no apparent reason for sharing... I just felt like it... feel free to 评论 about my teetering sanity.
This is inspired 由 the "Happy Science Birthday" song from my 7th grade science teacher, Dr. Mesmer. Copyright 2010. xD
Happy birrrrthday,
Happy birrrrthday,
Tardis ships fill the air,
Spike bots and sex sharks everywhere,
Cheerios and robots hooking up,
I can't find anything that rhymes with up,
And fits with the soooong,
With the soooong,
Now that Spike belongs with me,
你 can have him let me see,
For this one daaaay,
For this one daaaay,
He likes his pigs blood at nine,
And that hair it has to shine,
So take caaare,
So take caaare,
I expect him back ASAP,
But I'm being generous don't 你 see,
Because I 爱情 yoooou,
Because I 爱情 yoooou,
I hope this made your day,
Now I need to go away,
So happy birrrrthday,
Happy birrrrthday!
Happy birrrrthday,
Happy birrrrthday,
Tardis ships fill the air,
Spike bots and sex sharks everywhere,
Cheerios and robots hooking up,
I can't find anything that rhymes with up,
And fits with the soooong,
With the soooong,
Now that Spike belongs with me,
你 can have him let me see,
For this one daaaay,
For this one daaaay,
He likes his pigs blood at nine,
And that hair it has to shine,
So take caaare,
So take caaare,
I expect him back ASAP,
But I'm being generous don't 你 see,
Because I 爱情 yoooou,
Because I 爱情 yoooou,
I hope this made your day,
Now I need to go away,
So happy birrrrthday,
Happy birrrrthday!
I just thought this 列表 should be preserved here in the HJFG catalog. Here are the HJFGs least 最喜爱的 characters in order!
1. Kennedy (BtVs)
2. Finn Hudson (Glee)
3. Dean Forrester (Gilmore Girls)
4. Serena 面包车, 范 Der Woodsen (GG)
5. Connor (Angel)
6. Michael Dawson (Lost)
7. Vanessa Abrams (GG)
8. Ana Lucia Cortez (Lost)
9. Tess Harding (Roswell)
10. Piz (Veronica Mars)
11. Vicki Donovan (TVD)
12. Peyton Sawyer (OTH)
13. Christopher Hayden (Gilmore Girls)
Personally I would have liked to see Christopher last a little longer. I think he's pretty terrible. I also don't really mind Peyton Sawyer except where Pucas is concerned.
1. Kennedy (BtVs)
2. Finn Hudson (Glee)
3. Dean Forrester (Gilmore Girls)
4. Serena 面包车, 范 Der Woodsen (GG)
5. Connor (Angel)
6. Michael Dawson (Lost)
7. Vanessa Abrams (GG)
8. Ana Lucia Cortez (Lost)
9. Tess Harding (Roswell)
10. Piz (Veronica Mars)
11. Vicki Donovan (TVD)
12. Peyton Sawyer (OTH)
13. Christopher Hayden (Gilmore Girls)
Personally I would have liked to see Christopher last a little longer. I think he's pretty terrible. I also don't really mind Peyton Sawyer except where Pucas is concerned.
Okay yes, I just saw the Godfather for the first time, and yes, I'm enjoying using mob terminology. So let me make 你 girls an offer 你 can't refuse.
Let's revive this bitch! I miss the HJFG spot, so no 更多 with the deadness please :D
So I plan to bombard this spot with picks whenever I can, and I want to continue running the roast/toast.
I apologize that I was so busy with the 移动 and everything for so long. I know summer is a crazy time for everyone (even though now I've technically moved into winter).
So I say 上传 funny images, links, picks, anything to keep this awesome spot active. Do it, 或者 else...
Let's revive this bitch! I miss the HJFG spot, so no 更多 with the deadness please :D
So I plan to bombard this spot with picks whenever I can, and I want to continue running the roast/toast.
I apologize that I was so busy with the 移动 and everything for so long. I know summer is a crazy time for everyone (even though now I've technically moved into winter).
So I say 上传 funny images, links, picks, anything to keep this awesome spot active. Do it, 或者 else...