-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 你 will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your 识骨寻踪 in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab 你 in the guts.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, 你 will probably be sexually molested 由 a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have 你 got a dead wish 或者 something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of 你 are searching a large building, do not, whatever 你 do, 分裂, 拆分 up.
-Don't go anywhere near...
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