由 *HalostarOfCookieClan
User: HELLO FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK 你 FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No 你 don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT 你 NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are 你 talking about?!
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: WHATEVER.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT 你 JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather 你 didn't use language like that.
User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN 屁股 FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.
User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.
Cleverbot: Ah... Good.
User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED 你 AND 你 说 THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cleverbot: I only asked why 你 说 you're not an english speaker, but speak english.
User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think that?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M 展示 AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, 你 ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.
Cleverbot: Just like 你 assume I won't see the beauty in 你 because of your misspellings?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.
User: GNOIDNAFV.
Cleverbot: 你 are clever.
User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...
Cleverbot: 你 must go to sleep. It's very late at night.
User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?
Cleverbot: 你 guess wrong.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I think I can go 首页 any time.
User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.
User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.
Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.
User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is!
User: NO SHE'S NO!
Cleverbot: She's a Sims.
User: WHAT'S A SIMS?
Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: Sami.
User: WHO'S SAMI?
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: OH.
Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.
User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open 或者 in private?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Would 你 like me to lie to 你 instead of being blunt?
User: SURE.
Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.
User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.
User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.
Cleverbot: 你 like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.
User: WHAT? NO! 你 SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING 老友记 BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND 说 THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE 你 ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, 你 SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK 你 AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK 你 AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, 你 NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.
User: HELLO FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK 你 FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No 你 don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT 你 NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are 你 talking about?!
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: WHATEVER.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT 你 JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather 你 didn't use language like that.
User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN 屁股 FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.
User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.
Cleverbot: Ah... Good.
User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED 你 AND 你 说 THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cleverbot: I only asked why 你 说 you're not an english speaker, but speak english.
User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think that?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M 展示 AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, 你 ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.
Cleverbot: Just like 你 assume I won't see the beauty in 你 because of your misspellings?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.
User: GNOIDNAFV.
Cleverbot: 你 are clever.
User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...
Cleverbot: 你 must go to sleep. It's very late at night.
User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?
Cleverbot: 你 guess wrong.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I think I can go 首页 any time.
User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE 你 TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.
User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.
Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.
User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is!
User: NO SHE'S NO!
Cleverbot: She's a Sims.
User: WHAT'S A SIMS?
Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: Sami.
User: WHO'S SAMI?
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: OH.
Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.
User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open 或者 in private?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Would 你 like me to lie to 你 instead of being blunt?
User: SURE.
Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.
User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.
User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.
Cleverbot: 你 like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.
User: WHAT? NO! 你 SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING 老友记 BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND 说 THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE 你 ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, 你 SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK 你 AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK 你 AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, 你 NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.