Knock knock?
Who's there?
你 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do 你 keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 费雷德 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 你 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 搜索 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter 交叉, 十字架 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 交叉, 十字架 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can 你 really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but 你 may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," 说 the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 年 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do 你 consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," 说 the student, "but I hate to see 你 standing up there all 由 yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do 你 find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
Who's there?
你 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do 你 keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 费雷德 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 你 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 搜索 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter 交叉, 十字架 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 交叉, 十字架 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can 你 really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but 你 may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," 说 the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 年 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do 你 consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," 说 the student, "but I hate to see 你 standing up there all 由 yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do 你 find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled 你 once,
Now I dueled 你 twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
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saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled 你 once,
Now I dueled 你 twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
become a 粉丝 of us and we will make 更多 spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
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what is with all of the contrivercy and fighting of house. whether your in slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff 或者 ravenclaw it doesnt matter.
dumbledore himself 说 that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.
sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
dumbledore himself 说 that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.
sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are 《勇敢传说》 like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to 显示 it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the 图书 and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do 你 think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if 你 don't have that 你 can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad 屁股 eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily 给 a fricting 獾 a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our 颜色 are awesome. Enough said.
#12.Ravenclaws are 《勇敢传说》 like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to 显示 it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the 图书 and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do 你 think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if 你 don't have that 你 can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad 屁股 eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily 给 a fricting 獾 a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our 颜色 are awesome. Enough said.