(Spin-off of the Card 表 Dating skit 由 Richard Jeni)
I say when 你 meet your other self 你 don't want a 晚餐 table, what 你 want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the 表 and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...
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