Canada Confession

Italy: 嘿 WELCOME BACK 随意 READER!!! TODAY IS
THE 日 WHEN 你 WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES 随意 READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK 你 ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
RANDOM READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T 你 DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE...

1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste 照片 of Italy's curl onto 随意 walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to 说 curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'

9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.

10. I...