Spain is a shotacon

''Go get the ball Blondie good girl,Go get the ball,
oh that poor man''
''Are 你 okay?''
''Yes''
''Good,Here are your books''
''Thank you''
''Oh where are my manners my name is Japan''
"My name is Cat''
''Do 你 want to hang out some time''
''Sure"
''I'll 梭子鱼, 派克 你 up at five okay''
''sounds good''
See 你 tonight''
''okay''
So that night cat put on her mothers cutest dress.
''Five,o clock gust like he said''
''hello''
said 日本 as he walked in the house.
''Hey''
''wow''
''You look nice''
''Thank you''
''Are 你 ready''
''Yes''
''Well then''
So as 日本 and Cat got to Frances resonant France took there order.
''Japan...

There is this girl who is my 'friend' but she treats me like dirt. Whenever I talk about something I like 或者 have an interest in she would tell me to shut up because it doesn't matter. Like the other 日 on the internet there were pictures of artifacts from an ancient Egyptian civilization underwater and I found that to be pretty amazing, until I was told to be quiet because she doesn't care. But when she finds something amazing it's totally fine for her to talk about it.

She also would sexually harass me and I don't like it. Like she would talk about having sex, how I should have sex (I'm 14...

Oh my goodness Cleverbot is CLEVER! I saw 紫丁香, 丁香 玫瑰 doing this so I thought I should do it too.

User: Do 你 believe in evolution?



Cleverbot: I am the evolution proof.



User: Are 你 dating anyone?



Cleverbot: No I am not dating anyone.



User: *hits with awesomeness



Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.



User: *hits with vital regions*



Cleverbot: *hits with Leonardo DiCaprio*.



User: *hits with America*



Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.



User: *hits with Darth Vader*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with GRELL's chainsaw*



Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.



User: *hits with Hungary's frying...