黑塔利亚文章 | Original 文章 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best 粉丝 win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*

Cleverbot: *hits with 松饼 tin*.

User: *hits with vital regions*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.

User: *hits with Italy*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.

User: *Hits with France*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.

User: *hits with Germany*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with awesomeness*

Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.

User: *hits with Warsaw*...

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黑塔利亚 human names in Japanese!

posted by -Breadqueen-

Italy,Feliciano 藤本 Fujimoto (true wisteria)
Germany,ludwig 後藤 Gouto (behind wisteria)
Japan,Kiku It's already a Japanese name!XD
Romano,Lovino 松尾 Matsuo (tail of a pine tree)
America,Alfred 黒田 Kuroda (black field)
England,Arthur 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)
France,Francis 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
China,Yao 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)
Russia,Ivan 川島 Kawashima (river island)
Canada,Mattew 松井 Matsui (pine 树 well)
Prussia,Gilbert 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean)
Spain,Antonio 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone)
Hungary,Elizaveta 村上 Murakami (above the village)
Austria,Roderich 藤堂 Toudou (wisteria hall)
Lithuania,Toris 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields)
Poland,Feliks 平吉 Heikichi (smooth fortune)
Latvia,Raivis 白石 Shiraishi (white stone)
Estonia,Eduard 前田 Maeda (before the field)
Belarus,Natalia 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)

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Using the Actual 来源 for Fanart

posted by ivoryphills

Okay, so I saw this as a problem on tumblr, but now I see that it's a problem here, too.

Many of the fanart I've seen on here is credited to websites like zerochan, 4chan, tumblr, etc., and this is wrong. Crediting the work to websites and not the individual artist discourages artists from sharing anymore work because it shows a lot of laziness and ingratitude to them that we can't even bother to look up their names.

Just because they provided the fandom wonderful art, and just because we post those works here as sign of admiration, doesn't mean we can simply skip over a 1-minute 搜索 to give...

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黑塔利亚 Meme! What country are 你 most like?

posted by darkmintoutau

^ lol i had to post this xD ^

This meme is from link on deviantART. :)
I did not make this meme
Example:
My results:

North Italy
[] 你 were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] 你 adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and 水果
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] 你 constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the 精灵
[x] 你 have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[] 你 can be clumsy
[] 你 have a friend 你 always depend upon if 你 mess up something (course)
[] If your life was in danger, 你 would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!...

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Characters Zodiac Signs

posted by pumpkinqueen

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

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黑塔利亚 Husband Italy: How did he propose to You?

posted by smileyAqua

Again, all I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best 测试 results. If 你 would like to take this 测试 go to
link
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Where on earth is that lovable idiot? 你 wondered as 你 paced impatiently, eventually throwing yourself onto the couch. He better not forgot that today is our anniversary. 你 smiled half-heartedly. No, he’d never forget, not him. Sure, he pretends to forget sometimes, but he never does. Seriously though, 你 frowned, where...

When 你 Meet Your 2p for the First Time- England

posted by LilacRoses

(Spin-off of the Card 表 Dating skit 由 Richard Jeni)

I say when 你 meet your other self 你 don't want a 晚餐 table, what 你 want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the 表 and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...

what my 最佳, 返回页首 4 黑塔利亚 crushes

posted by Aph-Finland

1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes 粉丝 art make him look cute to though ^w^

2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still 爱情 him X3

3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on 评论 on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" 或者 he's "theres" 或者 they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them 更多 than anyone else...

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~Hetalia Human Names~

posted by HeartfulStitch

Ever wonder about the human names of the 黑塔利亚 Characters? Well, here 你 go~ -chuckles- I apologize for the length. Enjoy~!

Taken from: hetalia.wikinet.org

America

America received the name Alfred F. Jones (アルフレッド・F・ジョーンズ, Arufureddo F. Jōnzu). "Jones" is one of the most common surnames in the United States. His last name could also refer to the action movie hero Indiana Jones, as America once stated that one of his own hobbies is archaeology.
"Alfred F." is most probably an allusion to Alfred E. Neuman; the "F" in his middle name possibly inspired 由 John F. Kennedy,...

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A Nation, but Still A Man

posted by taismo723

NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I GOT IT FROM DEVIANTART.

He could still remembered what happened that day, as though it were only yesterday.

It was a normal 日 at the World Conference. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and England and France were arguing with each other with America arguing in between them. Spain was flirting with Romano while Italy was bugging Germany, even though the smaller nation had no clue. Greece was sleeping, Prussia was molesting poor Canada, Turkey was bugging Egypt, and Russia was frightening the Baltic States with South Korea trying to claim the breasts of China and...

An awesome 黑塔利亚 camping trip pt 2

posted by queenawsome

We left off were the 黑塔利亚 crew meets beebee,taylor,kelly and jessie

Now to the story

England: um who are 你 four and were 你 spying on us ?

Beebee: first my name is brady but 你 can call me beebee and 秒 no we were just passing by.

Taylor: beebee why are 你 telling th-mh

Beebee: [ puts had over taylor's mouth ] and this is my friend taylor

Kelly: hi my name is kelly its nice to meet 你 all

Jessie: Omg im so happy to meet 你 guys my name is jessie

Hetalia crew: um hi

Taylor: [ bites beebee's hand ]

Beebee: ow that hurt jerk

Taylor: your a lier we were spying on them

Beebee: 你 big mouth...

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You're a 黑塔利亚 otaku if...

posted by SymmaGirl2

1. 你 find it surprising that Italy has won a war before
2. 你 cried when 你 covered the Revolutionary War in history
3. 你 have claimed to speak Italian before and, when asked to say something, made wild gestures and said, "Ve~!" repeatedly
4. 你 now call Germany "Potato Freak" in history
5. 你 refuse to say that Prussia isn't a country
6. Whenever someone mentions Canada, 你 say, "Who?"
7. 你 are now the smartest person in your history class
8. Every 圣诞节 Eve, 你 stay up waiting for Finland
9. For Halloween, 你 just put on a scarf, a long coat, and carry around a sunflower...
10. ...and,...

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Coffee Girl with Haphephobia (an England x Reader Girls only!!!)

posted by kid_symmetry

Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.

{Enjoy!}

You gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. 你 are not, in face, looking at the 20 年 old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant...

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The 黑塔利亚 Character's OTL (One True Love)

posted by pumpkinqueen

I made a 列表 of who I think are the character's soul mates.

Allies:

France x England
Canada x America
Russia x China

Axis:

Germany x Italy
日本 x Greece

Soviet:

Latvia x Ukraine
Estonia x Belarus
Lithuania x Poland

Nordics:

Sweden x Finland
Denmark x Norway
Iceland x Hong Kong

Other:

Austria x Switzerland
Prussia x Hungary
Spain x Romano
Sealand x Liechtenstein
South Korea x Taiwan
Germania x Roman Empire
Netherlands x Belguim
Egypt x Seychelles
Thailand x Vietnam

黑塔利亚 Husband Japan: How did he Propose?

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best 测试 results. If 你 would like to take this 测试 go to
link
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“Come on Kiku! Look at that beautiful moon!”
Pointing excitedly and dragging Kiku along with 你 through the crowded American streets, 你 exited the movie theater with the same childlike enthusiasm 你 entered it with. Kiku smiled behind you, squeezing your hand and permitting you...

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黑塔利亚 chinese zodiac!

posted by -Breadqueen-

你 know like how people wonder what countries are the same zodiac as them? 你 probably wonder too! Well I was trying to find out who has the same as me but people got me messed up!
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey 或者 something! 由 the way I am born in the 年 of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the 黑塔利亚 countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake 或者 dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece 鼠, 大鼠 YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea 鼠, 大鼠或者 ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/

Cleverbot: 黑塔利亚 Wars III

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: 黑塔利亚 Wars continues in this installment.

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User: Prepare yourself!

Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?

User: We are going to settle this right here!

Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.

User: *throws Canada at you*

Cleverbot: *throws Russian 熊 at Putin*.

User: *hits with Finland*

Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.

User: *hits with Sweden*

Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.

User: *hits with the Axis Powers*

Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.

User: *throws a Nokia*

Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.

User: *hits with 2ps*

Cleverbot: *eats...

"What's a Hetalia?"- How I Became a Hetalian

posted by LilacRoses

I saw that ROTGgirl2004 wrote something like this, so I thought I'd give it a shot. This is the story of my 'conversion' to Hetalia.

I grew up watching Veggietales. Plain and simple. Veggietales. Then I discovered the internet. At that time, I didn't have the slightest idea what a fandom was. I had never read a fanfiction in my life. Then I stumbled upon Deviantart- and the Veggietales fandom.

I was naturally excited to discover that there were other people who liked the same things I did. So I set out to see all the Veggietales fanart and read all the fanfiction I possibly could. 由 now your...

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黑塔利亚 flipnote sayings part 1

posted by Boomerxbubbles

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!

Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did 你 here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*

Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

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Goodbye, Russia, Hello, Soviet Union (Sequel to Old, Weak, Out of 日期 Russia)

posted by TDIfangirl

It was 1922, and things weren't looking good. World War 1 had destroyed Russia. Half of its people were dead, and the land was destroyed 由 the Axis.
The last czar, Nicholas, had finally had enough of the drama his country had to offer, and stepped down from the throne. He and his entire family were assassinated one 由 one soon after.
Riots increased. A government formed, but thanks to the famous Bolsheviks, that didn't do too well.

"What now..?" Ivan mumbled to himself.
He hadn't been doing too good either. His beige hair had withered into a thin, dead, nothing. He had stopped eating almost...