Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.

{Enjoy!}

你 gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. 你 are not, in face, looking at the 20 年 old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant look in his eyes.

"Coffee girl!" snaps the Italian, causing 你 to jump, "Coffee. Here. Now." 你 Smile at the man. "Right away sir." 你 say cheerily. 你 grab the pot of black coffee and gracefully walk over to the Italian. 你 poor his coffee and he grumbles out a 'thank you.' 你 turn to walk away, but the Italian say, "Wait for a moment, caffè ragazza." 你 turn roll your eyes once before 你 turn around. "Sì, signore?" 你 ask, choosing to use Italian in hopes that 你 will get a good tip.

"Call me Romano." Says the Italian, "I just have to know. Are 你 from Britain?" 你 smile wider. "Yes I am. Derby, sir- I mean, Romano." The Italian Has a smug look on is face. "Okay then. Ciao, caffè ragazza." The Italian Throws some bills on the 表 and leaves.

After the Italian is out of sight, 你 sigh. Faking cheeriness is a challenge when 你 run a 3:00am to 9:00am shift. 你 count out the bills, take the tip 你 earned, and begin to clean up the table. 你 place the coffee mug and the plate on the tray and 你 bring it all to the back to be cleaned 由 the janitor. When 你 come back, 你 look at the British fellow again. This time, 你 see him looking directly at a fairy that it sitting on the sugar shaker. 你 seem to attract mythical creatures everywhere 你 go. 你 glance away from the brit and start to make some 更多 black coffee.

After 你 finish that, 你 look up at the Brit again. This time, he was looking at you. The British man's arm slips and he knocks over his coffee. 你 stop what you're doing and 你 go over to make sure that he's okay.

"Are 你 okay, sir?" 你 ask with genuine concern. The brit stands up, face flushed. "I-I'm fine!" He says quickly. The only thing he manages to do 由 standing up is nearly knocking over the table. 你 catch it and place it in it's upright position. "Just 蛤, 文蛤 down for a second, why don't you!" 你 exclaim. 你 look at the british fellow and 你 drag him into the back. "You need a new shirt." 你 say flatly, "There are some in the back.I think a mad last week left a tie here so maybe 你 can use that.

"T-thanks." says the brit. 你 sigh and 显示 him to the room. "Find one that fits and come out when you're done changing." 你 say. The brit nods his head and 你 walk out. 你 take a rag and clean up the mess that the brit had caused. After a 分钟 或者 two, the spill is erased and the 表 is in it's upright position. 你 glance towards the counter and see that the man is finished changing.

你 walk up to him. "Well," 你 say, "Thank 你 for making my shift interesting... What did 你 say your name was?" The Brit jumps. "I-I'm Arthur Kirkland, human personification of Britain. I-I'm here for a meeting." 你 raise an eyebrow. 你 are good at finding lies, but this bloke appears to be honest. "Well, I'm F/N." Britain smiles at you. "Pleasure." he says as he sticks out his hand for 你 to shake which 你 regard it nervously. "Quite." 你 say.

Britain looks past you. "You should have let me help. with the spill I mean." he says. 你 laugh. "It was nothing." 你 say, "Plus, if I let 你 help, I would get in trouble with my boss." Britain nods his head.

For a while, the two of 你 stand in silence. Suddenly, Flying Mint-Bunny fly's and lands on your shoulder. 你 smile and scratch his head. "You can see... 你 can see flying mint bunny!?" Exclaims Britain. Your eyes widen. "You can see Flying Mint-Bunny?!" 你 ask in equal confusion. Suddenly, 你 are hugged 由 Britain. "I thought I was the only one!" He exclaims. 你 scream and push Britain away. In you're mind 你 are actually very pleased with the fact that a complete stranger, and a cute one too, had hugged you, but your extreme phobia caused 你 to do otherwise.

Britain blushed and released 你 from the hug. "Sorry." he says. 你 sigh and smile softly. "It's okay." 你 say, "I just have a fear of being touched of hugged. Haphephobia I think it's called." Britain nods his head. Britain pulls out a pen and a sticky note. "We should talk sometime." He says as he scribbles down some information. He hands 你 the sticky note, careful not to touch you. 你 smile and put the paper in your pocket. Britain hands 你 an american $10.00 bill and walks towards the door. "Goodbye, Britain!" 你 say. Britain smiled and leaves.

{Magical time kip}

At around 8:57, your replacement, B/F, comes to take his/her shift. "Hey, Y/N!" he/she says, "Good shift?" Your friend is aware that 你 never have good shift's and it was made a joke between 你 two. "In fact yes!" 你 say. Your friend raises an eyebrow. "Oh?" 你 giggle. "Not explaining! Bye!"

你 head about the town all swaged out in your Doctor Who sleeveless hoodie, your black skinny jeans, and your red high tops. 你 put your headphones in your ears and black the music. 你 walk around town for about thirty 分钟 before 你 stop. In front of you, is a building. The building had four flag poles all of them filled the flags of many different countries. 你 enter the building.

As soon as 你 enter, 你 are met the sounds of many people talking in different languages. 你 understand the German, Canadian French, Italian and Japanese, but everything else is like gibberish to your ears. Suddenly, 你 are pinned to the wall. "Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen." Says the albino in front of you. 你 flinch away. "Sid off!" 你 spit at him, masking your fear with toughness. The german smiles. "Awww...feisty isn't she? However, I have always liked a girl with an attitude." The German touches your face. 你 scream.

"Y/N!" 你 hear someone say. there is a movement through the crowd of people. Suddenly, Britain pushes his way through the crowd. "Britain!!" 你 scream. 你 shrink down into a ball on the floor and cover your head with your arms. 你 plug your ears and refuse to open your eyes. 你 sense that the albino is no longer hovering over 你 and 你 open your eyes to see what is going on.

你 see the albino on the floor, knocked out, and Britain sitting in front of you, worry in his eyes. 你 unplug your ears and listen to what Britain is saying to you. "Y/N. Are 你 okay? Prussia isn't going to bother 你 any more. Please tell me that you're okay!" 你 wipe the tears off your face hastily. "it's just.. it's just my Haphephobia. I'm sorry. I'm so... sorry." 你 pass out.

{Magical time skip}

When 你 wake up, 你 find yourself looking into a set of familiar green eyes. "Is she awake yet, Artie?" 你 hear an American say. Britain turns around and nods his head. 你 groan. "Where am I? How did I get here?" 你 say groggily. Britain smiles sadly. "You're in the lounge area of the World Conference building in New York. America carried you- Y/N? Are 你 okay?" Your eyes widen. 你 were CARRIED? Touched? 你 start to panic. "I was touched?" 你 say quietly, "I-I... why? Why couldn't 你 have just left me there? I would have been fine and-"

Britain kisses you. At first, 你 are in shock. This was the highest form of being touched. Slowly, as he continues to 吻乐队（Kiss） you, 你 start to relax and feel pleasure. The 吻乐队（Kiss） was nice... his touch was nice, too. Britain stops 接吻 你 for a moment. "Y/N, I know I just met 你 this morning, but I know that 你 are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I don't care if 你 have Haphephobia. I can work with that. I 爱情 you."

你 smile. Just a few 分钟 ago, 你 were in a panic, and now, 你 craved for his touch. "I think," 你 say, "I think I 爱情 你 too." For a while, the two of 你 kissed, not caring what America was in the room. Eventually, America pulls 你 two apart and says, "Alright! Show's over! Get a room!" 你 giggle and look deep into the British blokes moss green eyes. He really was the one 你 wanted to be in 爱情 with. Better yet, he helped 你 get over your Haphephobia.

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I'm sorry if this was complete crap!!! I was in a rush and I got caught up in a lot of other stuff! I always write the original plan out in my notebook, but i guess i got sidetracked! Anaaaanywho, please give me suggestions for 更多 X Readers! I've already written a Poland X Reader with two parts and now a Britain X Reader. Have a lovely day!

Yours truly, kid_symmetry