Copyright from 脸谱 :)
This is for all of us who have received odd looks 或者 strange 评论 for:
1. Laughing whenever 你 hear the word bovine
2. 唱歌 violent songs on public buses
3. Looking for ways to quote "Fight Club"
4. Leave Harry Potter when Helena's part is over
5. Own "too many" Merchant Ivory films
6. 商店 on 亚马逊 UK
7. Dress in ways that are threatening to the social norm
8. Ask your dentist if he's ever done it in the chair
9. 你 can and do speak in a British accent
10. 你 don't use a brush
11. 你 overuse the quote "Beauty if always only an illusion"
12. You've seen Sweeney Todd 更多 times than many therapists would consider emotionally healthy
13. You've paid way too much to have cigarettes imported from Britain
14. 你 own a Region 2 DVD player
15. 你 try not to smile whenever someone tells 你 that 你 have "serious emotional problems for which 你 should seek professional help"
16. Number 15 happens to 你 quite often
17. Speak of moving to London
18. 你 look for reasons to say, "How's Mum and Dad?"
19. 你 spent fifteen extra dollars on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the 80 page color booklet
20. 你 wake up from your dreams saying, "Helena!"
21. The characters in your short stories are always named Marla Ivey 或者 Kate Le Fey 或者 something like that
22. 你 one 日 decide to learn French
23. 你 go from two packs a 日 to three
24. 你 say "Fuck me with a hot poker!"
25. 你 write a check for $300 US for customized jeans
26. 你 take all your DVDs with 你 when 你 go away for the weekend.
27. 你 rant about how unfair Awards shows are
28. Hole up in the 厨房 to teach yourself ot make meat pies
29. Price VW bugs
30. Refuse to wear two of the same socks
31. Try to calm someone down 由 saying, "Hush, love, hush"
32. Walk around muttering "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck"
33. Tell everybody who asks your age that you'll be 23 on August the 12th even when they know better
34. Chuckle secretly to yourself when 你 hear "Staying Alive"
35. Snap at your roommate and her 老友记 when they ask to use the tv while you're watching Sweet Revenge...again.
36. Say that 你 adore the state Indiana