Harry Potter ( Ron Likes Girls and They Like Him )

How many times 你 answered yes..

The Books

1. Have 你 read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have 你 read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have 你 read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have 你 read all the 图书 更多 than once?

9. Have 你 read all the 图书 更多 than four times?

10. Do 你 own 更多 than one copy of the books?...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter 或者 A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man 由 man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter 图书 have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The 纹身 on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy 或者 Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if 你 are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a 移动 on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that 你 understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny 你 think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any 随意 boy 或者 girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat 更多 than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope 你 like it and please leave comments.



I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true 或者 not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my 最喜爱的 place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...