Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD
*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*
It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 海滩 with her.
Once they got to the 海滩 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 你 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 泳装, 游泳衣 to 显示 off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head...
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