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10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. 你 say, "Do 你 think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. 最喜爱的 discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to 万圣节前夕 as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His 最喜爱的 excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. 你 catch him in the...
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