101 ways to annoy proffesor snape
1. Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.
2. Tell him you've 迷失 your pet werewolf and has he seen it?
3. Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
4. Sneak up behind him and shout 'Your robes are on fire!'
5. Hug him. Say 你 were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
6. Learn a charm that makes fabric turn day-glo pink. 你 know what to do next.
7. Get an owl. Name it after him.
8. shout da da da dum whenever he passes 由 或者 enters a room.
9. Shout '10 points from...
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