你 mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least 最喜爱的 teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and 你 run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a 扫帚 for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time 你 turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone 你 meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).
You were burned when 你 couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after 你 broke your nose running headfirst into the 墙 between platforms nine and ten.
The wand order...
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