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1. You've read the 图书 更多 times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so 你 didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. 你 have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. 你 have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. 你 have been 袜, 放养 up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held 由 @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s 吻乐队(Kiss) was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

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