哈利·波特

Don't own it.
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BELLATRIX
Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
Then to your offices and let me rest.

The 精灵 sing:
You spotted snakes with double tongue,
Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
Come not near our queen.
Philomel, with melody
Sing in our...

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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Example: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly....