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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless 脸谱 surveys as much as the 下一个 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 爱情 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most 最近的 survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last 吻乐队(Kiss) standing up, sitting down, 或者 lying down?
The only 吻乐队(Kiss) I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose 床, 床上 were 你 on last?
Nagini's,...
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posted by siriusblack4eva
Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, 你 were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long 以前 I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
Chapter 2 - To speak the truth 或者 to not speak the truth that is the question?

This is it 罂粟 right take a deep breath "erm yeah I'm new I was 首页 schooled 由 my mum" and their was some truth in that my mum did 首页 school me in my world, demention whatever 你 want to call it "oh does your mum work at the ministry" he replied "no she works for a muggle orphanage though my dad works for the ministry of magic in Korea" I half-lied because my mum does in fact work in an orphanage and my dad is Korean but is the British priminister's assistant.





Before he could 问题 me further the compartment...
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posted by FashionBug12
Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons. 
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-" 
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated 由 the 火, 消防 behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?" 
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...
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This is a 粉丝 fiction from Harry Potter's oldest son James point of view. Enjoy.


Last night I dreamed about going to hogwarts and beaing made fun of beacause I was not as great as my dad. It is hard beaing a famous wizards dad,everyone expects 你 to live up to his reputation, and to be just as great as he was. Well, at least I was not Albus who looks exactly like dad,I however, looked like..both of them. My eyes were shockingly green like dads, I had red hair(though not as fiery as my moms), I wore glasses like my dad but my general face structure was like my moms.
As I sat up on my 床, 床上 I...
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Hello everyone, this is a story from Harry's oldest son James point of view. Its my first 粉丝 fiction but i hope 你 enjoy!

Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermonie were over,them, mom,dad,Albus my younger brother,lily my baby sister and I were all at the 表 chatting,well at least the adults were,me and my brother were just listening to the adults go on and on about there time at Hogwarts.
"-remember when we followed those spiders into the forest and met Aragog the giant spider?" my dad was asking Uncle Ron.
"Don't even remind me harry!" Uncle Ron exclaimed
"When was that?" Hermonie asked
"You would not remember...
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The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks 以前 a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 你 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 你 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 你 now!!" *Prepare yourself 由 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 你 say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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posted by Persephone713
September 1981
Godrics Hollow pub.

Lily was looking around as though she were scared of who may come knocking. It was an eerie night but the moon managed to peak between the clouds that were circulating above, then..the pub door opened and in walked her old friend Severus.

" Lily"..said Severus taken aback 由 her beauty in the gleam of the moonlight. Her pale silky smooth skin, Beautiful Autumn colored hair and 翠, 翡翠 green eyes that sparkled like diamonds.

" You..you came" 说 Snape

"Of course" 说 Lily " I know 你 never...meant to call me what 你 did Sev, besides I might not have much time."...
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posted by LifesGoodx3
西弗勒斯·斯内普
Severus Snape
Severus Snape was killed on May 2nd, 1998, 由 Voldemort. Voldemort killed him because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, and if he killed him, then he would be the master.

Snape is a half-blood. He did not have a good childhood. It is possible that he was neglected at home. Also, he was bullied 由 James Potter and Sirius Black from the moment he started attending the school. Taking the bullying to far once, Sirius almost led Snape to a certain death. Sirius told Snape about the hidden passageway under the Whomping Willow, which led to the Shrieking Shack. There Remus Lupin...
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I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the 图书 或者 in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the 文章 as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the 图书 are the tier 1 canon and the 电影院 only the tier 2 或者 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...
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posted by emilykuru
Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy 日 in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, 或者 she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...
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No offense intented to anyone, and I 爱情 你 J.K. Rowling and I 爱情 你 to bits for giving us Barty Jr.'s character.

But I'm not too keen on finding out 更多 about Jo's visions on Wormtail if she even has any. She seemed to totally hate him from the beginning to the very end. To have him as a plot device and didn't seem to care about him as a character at all.

She didn't give him any dignity 或者 spine - (I recall only one moment wherein he shows bravery and good about himself; in order to pay back his life debt to Harry from the book three, in the book four he suggests to Voldemort that perhaps...
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The seventh (and penultimate) film is 说 to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they 搜索 for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her 最喜爱的 place on the 支撑, 海岸 of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of 日 hit the 城堡 that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's 最喜爱的 time of 日 because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the 城堡 would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...
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posted by june13
harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl 哈哈
harry huh? 哈哈 wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what 哈哈 and waz means
ginny 哈哈 meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron 哈哈 meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny 你 took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter 粉丝 tell me want u think 由 the why its is post to be funny happy brith 日 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b 日 harry
posted by GinnyXHarryluv
A/N:If 你 wanna read this fic I suggest 你 go look up the written out trailer for it in the 答案 section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, 你 know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...
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A Nerdy Throwdown

Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter 粉丝 flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because 你 can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations...
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All over the world people are howling
About those great 图书 由 J. K. Rowling
Three little 图书 that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With 扫帚 that fly and a 披风, 斗篷 that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his 年
But it's 更多 than one 年 - it's going to be Seven!
For the 爱人 of 幻想 that sounds like heaven!
If 你 haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, 你 really ought 'ter!