哈利·波特

哈利·波特 Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Game

KateKicksAss posted on Nov 12, 2010 at 12:21PM
This is a game I found on another spot.

The way you play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BASED question about Harry Potter, then the next person answers it in a stupid/funny way.

You get a lot of really crazy answers, it's a lot of fun, :)
This is a game I found on another spot. The way 你 play is the first person asks a stupid FACT-BAS

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一年多以前 ginnyweasleyfan said…
How did Harry get his scar?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Dudley got mad at him one day and carved in the scar with a rusty nail



Why does Voldemort want to kill Harry?
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
monkey
Bcuz he has a beautiful nose

so

why voldemort has no nose
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Because Bellatrix cut it off so that she could have a part of him with her always, since she's in love with him.

How did Sirius die?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Mrs Lovett cocked him into meat pie.

Who killed Bellatrix?
一年多以前 PotterForever said…
Dobby killed her for being such a bitch

How did Dumbledore die?
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一年多以前 snusnu13 said…
snape and dumbledore were both drunk on the astromomy tower, and snape accidentally pushed him off.

Why did Voldemort have no ability to love??
last edited 一年多以前
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
bcuz Grub sat on him

why lupin is a werewolf?
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一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Funny story... me and my friends kinda sorta did some things that kinda got him turned into a wearwolf.

Is Voldemort evil?
一年多以前 mdedrick said…
His mother was a witch, his father was a wolf. He is able to join his father's people once a month, every month on the full moon.

What did Harry see in the mirror of Erised?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
smile
He saw himself hanging out with Sweeney Todd.


Why is Ron afraid of spiders?
一年多以前 PotterForever said…
He saw himself scrubbing Snape's hair with shampoo, because he couldn't stand to look at the greese anymore

Why was voldie evil?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Because he didnt get gituar hero for Christmas

What does the sorting hat sort?
一年多以前 PotterForever said…
It sorts out bad potatoes from good ones

why are the weasleys poor?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Snapes failed potion

Who is the boy who lived?
一年多以前 Kiana-M-McMahon said…
It's fake. He thinks it makes him look HOT!

Why does Draco hate Harry?
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
bcuz harry hates chocolate

why does snape have a long nose
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一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
omg this game is moving so fast
一年多以前 justliveitlive said…
Because his mother had a child with pinocchio


Who is Harry's dad?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
I am

Whats the Hogwarts Express?
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一年多以前 snusnu13 said…
an envelope that the students get put in and sent to hogwarts

why is ron's hair red?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Because he spilled paint on it.

Who is you know who?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Because Voldemort dyed it with Rons own blood.


Why does Lucius Malfoy hate Arthur Weasley?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Because he's jelous that Aurthur got Molly.

Who is you know who?
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
he who shall not be named

why andromida is the only good black sis
hermionesparks commented…
I 爱情 this answer XD 一年多以前
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Because she used to have an affair with Voldemort

Why does Snape hate Harry?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Because Harry stole his Barbie.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
一年多以前 Simply_Indigo said…
Exotic vegetables.

Why do so many people die in DH?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Voldemort's nose, Snape's Shampoo, and Bellatrix's comb. (Things that are urban legends/don't exist)

Who is Grawp?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Because they all die laughing at how silly Voldemort looks without a nose.

一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Bellatrix's boyfriend

Why does Lavander like Ron?
一年多以前 KateKicksAss said…
Because she thinks he's Voldemort reincarnated.


Why did Aragog want to eat Harry and Ron?
一年多以前 timeandfate said…
because they smelt like pizza...


Why Sirius wanted to kill Wormtail??
一年多以前 KishuandIchigo said…
Because his animangus is so much better for spying on people.


Why does Harry speak Parseltounge?
一年多以前 Kiana-M-McMahon said…
because Narcissa and Bellatrix like pink.

Why does Harry hate Vernon?
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
bcuz vernon hates barcelona

why can tonks change her hair color ???

一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
She's part camilion

Who did Harry Marry?
一年多以前 DarkSarcasm said…
Mrs. Norris, she left Filch because he wouldn't wash his hair. Harry is much cleaner.

What guards the vaults at Gringotts?
一年多以前 timeandfate said…
candy, it's their treasure... (xDxDxD)


Why Ron destroyed the locket?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Because it called him fat

Whats Azkaban?
一年多以前 die-hard379 said…
a big cat who likes cheese


Why the "Hat" can talk?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Theres a talking hat, I thought it was a sofa

What does the polyjuice potion do?
一年多以前 lovebaltor said…
Turns men gay.

How did Lily die?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
An armidillo ate her.

What happend to Voldemort in the end?
一年多以前 lovebaltor said…
Nagini turned against him, and she and her little children at him alive XD

How did Harry win the the first task of the Triwizard Tournament?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
He cheated

What kind of creature is Fluffy
一年多以前 ginnyweasleyfan said…
a cute fluffy bunny.

Who's Fang?
一年多以前 BellaLovett said…
jumping creature lives in hagrids hair


what can bellatrix cook ???
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一年多以前 yermam said…
Deep-fried mudbloods


What is Harry's surname?
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
McflffyScrabbleitIII

Who is Bellatrix in love with?
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