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List by Irina92 posted 一年多以前
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A nearly complete 列表 of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
糖果 Floss
樱桃 Tart
Chewing Gum
浓情巧克力 Mousse
Cookie Dough
Cough medicine
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Fan fiction by e2mma2weasle3 posted 一年多以前
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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a 更多 capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter 粉丝 type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up 唐克斯 in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; 你 can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”

10 Ways to Annoy Snape

1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. . . . And when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. . . . Except him, that is.

8. The 下一个 time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick? 或者 maybe it’s Ronan. I can never remember.”

9. Run up to Harry Potter and scream “Ohmigod it’s Harry Potter!” then beg for his autograph, and when he’s giving it to 你 say to Ron “Hi . . . 你 must be . . . um . . . Harry’s, er, associate!”

10. Tell him the Chudley Cannons have asked Harry to 加入 their team as soon as he leaves school.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 下一个 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 你 偷了 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 你 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 你 were just kidding and 说 teddy 熊 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a mohawk.

11. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.

12. Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.

13. Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!")
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for 你 (even if 你 have no intention of 阅读 them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them 你 think the 电影院 are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the 图书 on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.

8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell 你 how many times they've read each book.

9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that 你 think she should just retire immediately.

10. Steal their wizard robes.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Offer him 花生 牛油, 黄油 做傻事, 福吉 that 你 cooked yourself, and tell him that 你 named it Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that 青柠, 石灰 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 更多 of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 更多 flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to 加入 a conga line with 你 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 更多 of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to 加入 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Ask him to tell Cedric 你 说 hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right 下一个 to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So . . . first 你 were the Boy Who Lived . . . then 你 were a nutcase . . . now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure 你 tell him 你 got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.

8. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"

9. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him 你 made it yourself.

10. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if 你 can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7. 移动 your 台, 办公桌 into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Randomly ask "Did 你 feel that?" When they look at 你 curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become 更多 panicked 由 the minute.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. 你 tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written 更多 letters to them than 你 can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would 耶稣 do?) 你 ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. 你 have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. 你 have 更多 pictures of them than 你 do of your own family.

6. 你 were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. 你 can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. 你 don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think 你 suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear 你 referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."

Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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Greetings, new follower:

If 你 are 阅读 this letter then 你 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 由 some unprecedented chance 你 are 阅读 this and 你 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 你 put down this letter and leave now, 或者 the consequences for 你 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 你 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The 下一个 meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 你 got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 你 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 你 now!" *Prepare yourself 由 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 你 say something?"

5. "Why do 你 have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*

7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! 嘿 honey, come listen to this guy talk!"

8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank 你 for saying thank you!'
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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你 need to stop 阅读 HBP when 你 . . .

1. Are still wearing black in mourning.

2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone 你 know is listed in the Obituary.

3. . . . Don't explain yourself when they ask who died.

4. Repeatedly 报道 to the police that 你 know where Snape is hiding.

5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket . . . the cup . . . the snake . . . something of Gryffindor 或者 Ravenclaw's . . ."

6. Practice nonverbal spells.

7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is.

8. Try to Apparate and insist that 你 just need to get the hang of it.

9. . . . Mutter the "three D's" under your breath while 你 practice.

10. 评论 to people that 你 enjoyed Dumbledore's Army because it was like having friends.

11. Randomly yell, "He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him!" during class.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.

2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.

3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."

4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently 你 were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.

5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.

6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.

7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.

8. Tell him 你 know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.

9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say 你 faked your own death.

10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.

11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.

12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo 星, 星级 Wars."
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Example: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their 收件箱 with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start 唱歌 a Sorting Hat song at 随意 moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their 老友记 Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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你 mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

你 call your least 最喜爱的 teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and 你 run outside looking for an owl.

你 actually ask for a 扫帚 for Christmas.

你 mutter "lumos" under your breath every time 你 turn on a flashlight.

你 sort everyone 你 meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

你 were burned when 你 couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

你 had to go to the hospital after 你 broke your nose running headfirst into the 墙 between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove 你 crazy, and even after it was "corrected" 你 still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

你 point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

你 collect plugs.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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最佳, 返回页首 Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. 你 say, "Do 你 think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. 最喜爱的 discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to 万圣节前夕 as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His 最喜爱的 excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. 你 catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

(From "The Late 显示 with David Letterman")


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10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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你 know you've read SS/PS one too many times when 你 . . .

1. Continually ask people if they want a 柠檬 Drop.

2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.

3. Tell your hats that 你 don't want to be put it Slytherin.

4. Wince and grab your forehead every time 你 see a man wearing a turban.

5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.

6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.

7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.

8. Choke on 说 walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.

9. Act genuinely surprised when 你 get presents for Christmas.

10. Tap 随意 bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.

11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.

12. Wave 随意 sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.

2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.

3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.

4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.

5. Tell her that Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 only hired her to scare small children.

6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .

7. . . . When she acts horrified, say 你 were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."

8. Send her 爱情 notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.

9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."

10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn Family Heirloom" contained the shreds of the most evil wizard of modern times.

11. Create your own Educational Decrees to contradict her's.

12. Make sure these 说 Decrees are identical to her own. Post them everywhere.

13. Turn all of her 小猫 into toads.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. 涂层, 外套 their entire 厨房 with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every 小时 on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any 花 in their garden with the ever 流行的 water squirting flowers.

8. Sneak some particularly eerie-looking gnomes into their garden. Partially hide them behind bushes and such, so that they appear to be spying on those nearby.

9. If there's any room left in the garden, plant them a particularly sensitive Mimbulus Mimbletonia.

10. Slip a doxy into their mailbox . . .
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall 说 that her 总体, 整体 OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When 你 ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells 你 it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are 你 so upset? I thought 你 valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."

6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."

Opinion by BuffyFaithFan1 posted 一年多以前
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[u][b]Potions, Spells and Magical Objects[b][u]

Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."
Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."
Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," 或者 "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," 或者 "the attack on love."
Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."
Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word "aperio," meaning to "uncover, lay bare, reveal, 或者 make clear" 或者 "apparere," meaning to "make clear." It is spelled with only one "p," perhaps because of "apertus" which means "open, obvious, public."
Arithmancy - A method of fortune-telling based on names, numbers, and mathematical calculations. From the Greek, "arithmo" meaning "number" and "mancy" meaning "prophecy." It is also known as numerology.
Fan fiction by e2mma2weasle3 posted 一年多以前
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Its 圣诞节 Eve here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I am not happy. A stupid plant took me hostage! I am standing here, in some deserted hallway - alright, maybe its not deserted per say, but it sure as bloody hell looks like it from where I’m standing; and have been standing for the past 小时 - in a part of the school, I don’t even know where! Stupid Mistletoe. Yes, I, Rose Weasley, have had the misfortune of getting stuck under one of Hogwarts’ famous Mistletoe bunches.

Now I’m guessing your wondering ‘Why are they famous?’, and I’ll tell you. Every 年 Mistletoe is hung scattered throughout the hallways on 圣诞节 and 圣诞节 Eve day, and the students here avoid them like the plague. That is, if they don’t want to be stuck standing there underneath the evil plant for hours until some 随意 person comes along and kisses them. I think 你 get my point.

Normally I try to avoid them altogether, and for the past three years that I’ve been going to this school I’ve been successful, but that could also be because this is the first 年 I’ve actually stayed here for 圣诞节 instead of going home. Oh why...
Opinion by AdaLove posted 一年多以前
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In February 2006 JK Rowling donated a sketch of the Black family 树 for a Book Aid charity auction, and as expected, it generated a great deal of interest and excitement in the Harry Potter 粉丝 community. And finally, as the 年 draws to a close, the MuggleNet Encyclopedia has managed to get the full family tree, along with information about the people on it, up on site - and about time too, a lot of 你 might say.

Whilst the 树 gives a fascinating insight into the background of one of the oldest pure-blood families of all, it also threw up a number of surprising facts and - perhaps - the odd inconsistency 或者 two. Well, JK herself has held up her hand to say that math is anything but her strong point, and so we'll certainly let her off on this one. Mathematical uncertainties aside, however, the 树 does provide some very interesting information about the Black family. These are the things that leapt out at me when I first looked at it in detail.

你 might be well advised keeping our copy of the 树 open in one window for reference while 你 look through this lot. Here's an easy link to a new window to help 你 out: The Black Family Tree.
Opinion by AdaLove posted 一年多以前
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First of All,Because Today's a special date!
Harry's birthdate,ihope 你 didn't forgot it as the Dursleys?
What else happened today!?


Harry Potter is born [PS/SS3].


Harry discovers he is a wizard, meets Hagrid, and visits Diagon Alley for the first time [PS/SS4].


Harry meets Dobby for the first time whilst the Dursleys have a 晚餐 party, and the Elf uses a Hover Charm on Aunt Petunia's pudding, causing a serious disruption at dinner, and Harry to receive an official warning from the Ministry about using underage magic [COS2].


Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys' [POA2].


The guests at Harry's birthday 晚餐 discuss the death of Karkaroff, and the disappearances of Ollivander and Florian Fortescue [HBP6].


Ginny kisses Harry, but they are interrupted. Scrimgeour arrives at The Burrow, gives them the items from Dumbledore's will, and argues with Harry about the way to wage the war [DH6].
Opinion by AdaLove posted 一年多以前
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The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince film continues to perform phenomenally well at the box office, for the sixth film came in first place in box office takings for the UK and Ireland this past weekend. The BBC reports that the film grossed 33 million pounds this past weekend, beating out the Sandra Bullock film The Proposal, and becoming "the biggest UK box office success of the 年 so far."

A 报道 is also online from ScreenDaily noting that the sixth Potter film has grossed an impressive $405.3 million in its release, helping push gross Warner Bros. international box office takings over $1 billion. The story continues:

The sixth film in the Potter franchise holds the record for the highest-grossing international opening with $236m, and became one of the fastest films to break the $300m mark — within eight days of release.

This weekend’s estimated gross of $84.4m in 64 markets included the highest Potter opening in Poland ($2m), a new Warner record in Argentina of $1.9m, and the UK adding $8.2m for a new cume of $52.8m, making Potter the 最佳, 返回页首 film of 2009 in the Hogwarts-home territory.