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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon

I sat at the Gryffindor 表 waiting for the sorting to end. I had already been sorted.
"Weasley, Ronald!"
The annoying, red headed boy I had met on the Hogwarts Express walked towards the hat. Professor McGaonagall put the hat on his head.
"Gryffindor!"
I groaned as he came to 加入 us Gryffindors. One of the last was the famous Harry Potter. I had met him on the Hogwarts Express as well and he was quite nice and attractive.
"Potter, Harry!"
Harry walked up and the hat considered putting him in Slytherin. I crossed my fingers he would be in Gryffindor. I heard the sorting hat say something about...

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$3 ways to annoy lord voldemort (if this has already been 发布 sorry)

posted by greenstergirl

1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told 你你 had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up 由唱歌海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6.     Pat him on the head and give him 花 when his plans are foiled yet...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1

posted by bessmarvin1

DH poster

Yesterday,when I woke up,I was distracted.
Today,as I sat in the 多工, 多路复用 almost 62 kms away from my house,I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over me.A movie with great graphic effects and lot 更多 other factors,Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1 is a must watch for all the Harry Potter fans.

There are certain parts in movie which moves 你 a lot,makes 你 laugh,cry and sometimes,you will be gripping the hands of your seats in anticipation.

I felt sad as I watched Hermione swipe her parents's memories.I also laughed alot when Mary Cattermole kissed Ron (disguised as her husband)and...

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REVIEW: Dylan's Deathly Hallows, Part I Q&A [SPOILERS]

posted by lovedrchase

1. How did Ron react to Hermione being tortured?: Irrationally... That entire scene was just how I imagined it in the books. The Malfoy mansion was absolutely perfect.

2. Were there peacocks?: there may have been... I didn't notice any. But it doesn't mean they weren't there.

3. Were Ron/Hermione done justice?: it was very clear that it was Ron and Hermione. The scene in the forest when Ron saves Harry's live while he's swimming underwater to get the sword of Godric Griffindor was amazing.

4. Was the locket scene like 你 imagined it would be?: When harry opened it, Voldemort played on Ron's fears...

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Mistakes from books!Book 1- Philosopher's Stone

posted by Hermione30

Philosopher's Stone

Book 1 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* In Book 1, on page 27 (American paperback), it mentions that the snake in the zoo winked at Harry. Harry can't be blamed for being so surprised, as snakes don't have movable eyelids. Thanks, Bethany!

* When Hagrid comes and gets Harry out of the little hut on the rock, they use the 船, 小船 that the Dursleys used to get to the rock. So how do the Dursleys get off the rock?

* On Harry's equipment 列表 in the letter from Hogwarts, "1 wand" is listed twice. This was...

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Seven Years In A 日 Chapters 1 and 2

posted by IndianBurnHex

Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge

    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto Existum.” I whispered— but just as I finished the incantation, I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I knew I’d heard it before. But just...

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Renewal of Revenge - Chapter 1

posted by BatBogeyHex

Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge

    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto…” I whispered— but before I could finish the incantation I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I know I’ve heard it before. But just as...

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Some interesting and totally unimportant information about Nearly Headless Nick

posted by vanillaicecream

1.In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nick says he had not eaten in nearly 400 years. Yet he had, at the time, already been dead for 99 years longer than that.
2.The Harry Potter timeline is based upon Nick's deathday party in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Having died in 1492, and celebrating his 500th death day, this ostensibly places the novels in the early to mid 1990s.
3.In the film versions of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nearly Headless Nick is played 由 John Cleese. Cleese is most famous for his work with Monty...

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The Dark Lord Returns (Chapter 1)

posted by BellaCullen96

This is a fanfiction about Lord Voldemort returning as a ghost, and he meets Albus Potter. I'm still working on it, but here's chapter one! And please don't steal my idea!

The Dark Lord tightened his hold on the Elder Wand. This was it; he would finally kill Harry Potter. “Avada Kedavra!” he shouted, aiming the spell at Potter. A green light burst from the tip of his wand, but at that moment, Potter had said, “Expelliarmus!” And so green and red collided. There was a flash, and Lord Voldemort fell. His spell had backfired, failing him; he was dead.
The 下一个 thing he knew, everywhere around...

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10 Things Learned From 阅读 Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. Nodody excpt Hermione has read Hogwarts A History.

2. Prof Binns doesn't seem to notice that most people sleep in his lessons.

3. Don't wander somewhere with Harry in the final scenes of the movie.

4. Hearing Voices In The Wizarding World Isn't A Good Sign.

5. Ghosts are Transparent (taken from Harry when Snape asked Harry to describe ghosts)

6. It's not a good idea to eat Chocolates 你 found on the floor.

7. Never sit under the Whomping Willow.

8. Peter is a better 鼠, 大鼠 than human.

9. Don't follow the spiders!

10. Arguing with Professor Umbridge in class will earn 你 a 饼干 from Professor McGonagall.

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你 Know You're Too Big of a 粉丝 When...

posted by vanillaicecream

你 mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least 最喜爱的 teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and 你 run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a 扫帚 for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time 你 turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone 你 meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when 你 couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after 你 broke your nose running headfirst into the 墙 between platforms nine and ten.

The...

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Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

posted by SarahRabbit16

I know that this 文章 may rise controversy, but whatever. Harry Potter is better than twilight. Stephenie Meyer didn't become the first billionaire simply 由写作 books; J.K. Rowling did!!! Harry Potter is just more....just 更多 in every sense. 你 see, I have read both series-the "twilight" saga as well as the "Harry Potter and..." series. I 爱情 them both. But I have read Harry Potter since I was in elementary school, so I'm sorry that Harry Potter rules in taking over my life and making me squeal with excitement. The twilight saga has made me squeal with delight as well, but not as...

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53 Ways to Infuriate Ron Weasley

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. . . . And when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. . . . Except him, that is.

8. The 下一个 time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless...

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21 Ways to Annoy/Scare Harry Potter

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Ask him to tell Cedric 你说 hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right 下一个 to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So . . . first 你 were the Boy Who Lived . . . then 你 were a nutcase . . . now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure 你 tell him 你 got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry...

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130 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Example: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their 收件箱 with...

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mistletoe rose and scorpius

posted by e2mma2weasle3

Its 圣诞节 Eve here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I am not happy. A stupid plant took me hostage! I am standing here, in some deserted hallway - alright, maybe its not deserted per say, but it sure as bloody hell looks like it from where I’m standing; and have been standing for the past 小时 - in a part of the school, I don’t even know where! Stupid Mistletoe. Yes, I, Rose Weasley, have had the misfortune of getting stuck under one of Hogwarts’ famous Mistletoe bunches.

Now I’m guessing your wondering ‘Why are they famous?’, and I’ll tell you. Every year...

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31-7-09!!!!!!!!!!See the Harry Potter Calendar!

posted by AdaLove

First of All,Because Today's a special date!
Harry's birthdate,ihope 你 didn't forgot it as the Dursleys?
What else happened today!?

*7.31.1980

Harry Potter is born [PS/SS3].

7.31.1991

Harry discovers he is a wizard, meets Hagrid, and visits Diagon Alley for the first time [PS/SS4].

7.31.1992

Harry meets Dobby for the first time whilst the Dursleys have a 晚餐 party, and the Elf uses a Hover Charm on Aunt Petunia's pudding, causing a serious disruption at dinner, and Harry to receive an official warning from the Ministry about using underage magic [COS2].

7.31.1993

Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys' [POA2].

7.31.1996

The guests at Harry's birthday 晚餐 discuss the death of Karkaroff, and the disappearances of Ollivander and Florian Fortescue [HBP6].

7.31.1997

Ginny kisses Harry, but they are interrupted. Scrimgeour arrives at The Burrow, gives them the items from Dumbledore's will, and argues with Harry about the way to wage the war [DH6].

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Things 你 may not know about: Albus, Minerva and Severus

posted by maja3322

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore:

- Before Albus became Headmaster, he was the Head of Gryffindor House, Transfiguration teacher and Deputy Headmaster.
- Dumbledore was made a Prefect in his 5th 年 and became Head Boy in his 7th.
- Albus was the one who invented the talking Patronus.
- It appears that Albus’ weapon of choice was fire. He used 火, 消防 fighting of Voldemort in their only known duel, he burned Tom Riddles closet to prove that he was a wizard, and he used 火, 消防 to keep Inferi away from himself and Harry in the Cave.

Minerva McGonagall:

- In her days at Hogwarts it is very likely...

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The 2 Deathly Hallows 电影院

posted by Lunatic

*sigh*

Although I hate to admit it, it ought to be put into two different movies, much like the way Peter Jackson put content from the Two Towers into The Return Of The King.

It would mean that we'd get a much better movie than that last one which was like watching a car crash. (I had to look away.) The scenes look great, but we never get to see the events 或者 hear the lines before being wisked away to see another set and be deaf to another set of lines we ought to hear.

I really don't want that to happen again, because lets face it, it sucks. Thus, two 电影院 would be better. The first three...

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How To Really Enjoy a Harry Potter Movie...

posted by Priscilita22

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I have decided to write this 文章 because I've noticed that a lot of people have doubts about the Harry Potter movies.

First of all, let me say that one of my biggest pet peeves is when people call themselves "major Harry Potter fans" but have never read the books. I do not think that 你 can be a Harry Potter 粉丝 just 由 watching the movies, and I'm pretty sure anyone who has read the 图书 will agree with me on this.

Having 说 that though, the other 日 one of my 老友记 asked me:
"Why were the Harry Potter 电影院 made?"
She asked this 问题 because she felt like the 电影院 "did not...