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OKAY, BEFORE 你 READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF 你 PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR 日本 AND I HOPE 你 CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE 你 REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired girl came in asking for a toad and went all know-it-all teacher's pet on us.I'm Hermione Granger,I'm a big nerd who can't help but 显示 off.' is all I heard from her mouth She annoys me.
But whatever, she left,leaving me hoping that she was going to be the last of our intruders but, of course what I want never happens. When I looked again at the door,thinking it would be Granger again I see four people I wish I never met. Blondie,Mrs. Blondie and Tweedle Dim and Dimmer. Blondie looked at me and was surprised to see me.Oh great.
"So it's true,Harry Potter's come to Hogwarts"said Blondie.Man I wish I could 拍击, smack, 味道 him.
"I'm Malfoy.Draco Malfoy and-" he was interrupted 由 me and Ron laughing That was his name!
"You find my name funny?"he asked" And I don't have to ask who 你 are"he 说 to Ron "Red hair and hand-me-down robes, why 你 must be a Weasley" Oh he did NOT, just diss his fams.Who cares if he aint that rich.Its not like my mom has alot of money.
And then he turned to me.
"And who are you?" Draco asked
"I'm a girl who can knock 你 out if 你 get in my face" I said.
"Your American?" he asked
"Yeah,got a problem?"He just ignored me and turned to Harry.

"This is Crabbe,Goyle and Alison.You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than,others Potter. 你 don't want to go making 老友记 with the wrong sort.I can help 你 there. 你 can come too." he 说 to me and Harry as took out his hand for Harry to shake, but Harry just stared at it.
"I can see for myself which people are the wrong sort thank you"said Harry.HA!! Burn! 你 gotta admire his loyalty to friends.
"You can leave now"I said
"Fine!Who would want to be 老友记 with a dirty American!"
Oh,HELL to the NO!
And that's how Blondie got his black eye.
* * *
We finally got to Hogwarts after the train stopped in this wizard town,Hogsmeade.
I could feel Blondie's stare from behind my head,since unluckily, we had shared a 船, 小船 on our way to the castle.And I learned really quickly that sadly,my phone AND I-pod touch went crazy and then shut off as soon as we got passed Hogwarts grounds,they probably had some anti-technology thing 或者 something here cause it was working fine on the train.
I guess that means no texting,calling 或者 listening to 音乐 till 圣诞节 vaca.
We got into the 城堡 which looked preety impressive,I had to admit that and then we went into the Great Hall so we could be sorted into our different 'houses'.
Professor Mc-something called out names to be sorted.The Blondie Squad all got in Slytherin,no surprise.I heard 更多 evil wizards came from there then any other House.Ron,Michelle and Harry had got in Gryffindor and it was funny when Harry was sorted cause Ron's older brothers were chanting "We got Potter!We got Potter!"
I was laughing so hard.I hope I can be close 老友记 with them cause I 爱情 老友记 as crazy and funny like them.I was 下一个 and it was getting me really nervous thinking what if I didnt be in the same house as my friends,or worse, being in Slytherin with Malfoy.I stepped up to the stool,sat down and McGonagall put the hat on my head and I heard a voice say:
"Hmm, a 《勇敢传说》 心 but also has vast intelligence and is very cunning and proud, 你 might do well in Slytherin, 或者 maybe Ravenclaw."
Oh no.Please please Gryffindor!Im brave! Very brave. And so what if I can get A's on test without studying, Im not smart! Gryffindor!
"So 你 want Gryffindor,eh. Have 你 made a boyfriend already?" I heard people laughing at his remark. I know it's stupid to get angry at a hat but I did anyway.
"I just wanna be with my friends,so can 你 just sort me into my house please?" I 说 with an irritated voice.
"Okay, okay.Well 你 are definitely a..."
posted by Thecharliejay
Send McGonagall a tin of cat 食物 for Christmas

Suggest to Peeves that he hold a Poltergeist party in Filch's room

Tell McGonagall that Crookshanks has been watching her closely over the last few days . . .

Tell Dobby that Harry would 爱情 it if he sent cat 食物 up to McGonagall's plate at dinner

Tell Dobby that Harry would 爱情 it if he sent crap up to all the staffs' plates at 晚餐 and told them it was black pudding

Tell Flitwick 你 went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. 显示 him a 照片 of Yoda

6b) 显示 him a 照片 of Grumpy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

(For Dwarfers...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by princessofmagic
read the first part first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calypso's POV

With a heavey hart and burning cheek, she watched them leave. Thats all people ever seemed to do when they saw her. Like REALLY saw her. Not when she was gossiping 或者 spreading rumors with Pansy 或者 teasing them in the halls 或者 throwing things at them while the teachers back is turned. See past that shell she managed to construct around herself and into the confused, weak core her father had beaten and starved her into. Calypso had figured if she wasnt the one doing the teasing she would be teased. If her mother hadnt gotten herself killed,...
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 Rita Skeeter
Rita Skeeter
RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT


Here I am, in an isolated 床, 床上 wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN 由 DEATH” crowd there . 由 hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...
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posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a 粉丝 of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do 你 think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do 你 guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to 你 guys responses and etc. so yeah!
posted by DracoLuver
Be prepared for my long rant:

Harry&Ginny: Okay, so first I'd like to say that I do not believe Ginny even deserves Harry. She's undevolped. But I won't get into that too much. I don't think they belong together because:

-It was random
-They are not 'perfect' for each other because they haven't been there for each other
-She's a fangirl and used guys that Harry knew so he'd like her

My first point: Harry didn't care at all about what she did in book five. She was going out with Dean and Ron got mad, but Harry thought he was over-reacting. In book 6, however, he has a monster in his chest!...
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The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th 街, 街道 that was built 由 a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big 苹果 as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years 以前 – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall 说 that her 总体, 整体 OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When 你 ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells 你 it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are 你 so upset? I thought 你 valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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Couric: "Any snogging with Hermione?"
Rowling: [surprised] "Harry and Hermione! Do 你 think so?" -- From Katie Couric's June 2003 interview with JK Rowling


"Harry and Hermione are very platonic [platonic means nonsexual] friends. But I won't answer for anyone else. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." -- From a National Press Club Luncheon chat with JK Rowling, October 1999)


Q: Is it just me, 或者 was something going on between Ron and Hermione during the last half of Goblet of Fire?
A: "Yes, something's "going on," but Ron doesn't realize it yet. Typical boy." -- From a BarnesandNoble.com chat with JK Rowling...
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Ok peolple this is just a piece of many things i´ve wrote about a 爱情 between Remus Lupin and a girl named Salem Snape (a Snape´s sister invented 由 me)
Salem is very young, i haven´t decide already her age... 你 can give your opinion in comments!
What i 爱情 most is that she´s a Slytherin but a different one... Dumbledore use to say that she is "naively bad" and Remus agree with that... but i won´t tell 你 why right know!!
I hope 你 like it and please live 评论 even if 你 hated it!
Thank you






...In the following 日 I was electric, I seemed a child, although I only have slept 4 hours,...
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posted by Sydney
你 always hear people saying there are discrepencies in the Harry Potter books, but I have truly found a plot hole.

It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.

Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.

Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.

Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings 交叉, 十字架 station?

He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!

And just look at the moment 费雷德 and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.

~ Sydney.
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