Funny Excerpts from the First Book
"Oh, are 你 a prefect, Percy? 你 should have 说 something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE 你 GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE 你 A WITCH 或者 NOT!
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left 唱歌 along to a very slow funeral march.
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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large 粉, 粉色 face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt 矮牵牛, 帕尤妮亚 often 说 that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often 说 that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first 日 at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," 说 Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks 你 don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask 你 something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one 更多 thing, however."
"What do 你 see when 你 look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another 圣诞节 has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, 你 next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," 说 the boy. "Honestly, woman, 你 call yourself our mother? Can't 你 tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and 冲床 him in the nose," suggested Ron.
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One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
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"So 你 mean the Stone's only 安全 as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" 说 Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone 由 下一个 Tuesday," 说 Ron.
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"Now, 你 two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet 或者 - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," 说 Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," 说 Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," 说 Ron.
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"See?" 说 Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it 安全 for him, because they're 老友记 and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes 金牌 and stops 你 from ever dying!" 说 Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of 最近的 Developments in Wizardry," 说 Ron. "He's not exactly 最近的 if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last 小时 in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
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"It bit me!" he said, 展示 them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was 唱歌 it a lullaby."
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"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" 说 Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the 着魔 barrier. "When they hear what 你 did this year?"
"Proud?" 说 Harry. "Are 你 crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
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"There was a horrible smell in the 厨房 下一个 morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"Oh, are 你 a prefect, Percy? 你 should have 说 something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE 你 GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE 你 A WITCH 或者 NOT!
------------------------------------------
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left 唱歌 along to a very slow funeral march.
------------------------------------------
Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large 粉, 粉色 face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt 矮牵牛, 帕尤妮亚 often 说 that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often 说 that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first 日 at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," 说 Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks 你 don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
------------------------------------------
"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask 你 something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one 更多 thing, however."
"What do 你 see when 你 look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another 圣诞节 has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, 你 next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," 说 the boy. "Honestly, woman, 你 call yourself our mother? Can't 你 tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and 冲床 him in the nose," suggested Ron.
------------------------------------------
One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
------------------------------------------
"So 你 mean the Stone's only 安全 as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" 说 Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone 由 下一个 Tuesday," 说 Ron.
------------------------------------------
"Now, 你 two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet 或者 - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
------------------------------------------
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," 说 Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," 说 Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," 说 Ron.
------------------------------------------
"See?" 说 Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it 安全 for him, because they're 老友记 and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes 金牌 and stops 你 from ever dying!" 说 Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of 最近的 Developments in Wizardry," 说 Ron. "He's not exactly 最近的 if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last 小时 in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.
-----------------------------------------
"It bit me!" he said, 展示 them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was 唱歌 it a lullaby."
-----------------------------------------
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" 说 Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the 着魔 barrier. "When they hear what 你 did this year?"
"Proud?" 说 Harry. "Are 你 crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
-----------------------------------------
"There was a horrible smell in the 厨房 下一个 morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
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"For nearly two months, we've all been doing prosthetic tests and all sorts of preparation for the epilogue," Felton said. "I've been having some aging training. You've got to walk differently. There's a slump in your walk."
Felton notes they have someone who comes in to teach them how to be old and that they were told to imagine they had weights on their arms.
"We're probably at the most exciting bit," he said. "Certainly the part I've been most looking 前锋, 期待 to. It's going to be very exciting."