Authors note: If 你 don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If 你 believed me for a second, quit 阅读 now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do 你 do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making 更多 hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, 下一个 question. What are your 最喜爱的 things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series 由 Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own 图书 to read.
LLT: Wow, when do 你 sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do 你 consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t 你 have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, 费雷德 Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
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Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If 你 believed me for a second, quit 阅读 now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do 你 do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making 更多 hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, 下一个 question. What are your 最喜爱的 things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series 由 Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own 图书 to read.
LLT: Wow, when do 你 sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do 你 consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t 你 have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, 费雷德 Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d 你 like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
