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101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" 或者 "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am not authorized to sell incriminating pictures of the faculty to students.
108. -Giving the same pictures out free of charge is also frowned upon.
109. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
110. House Elf 炖, 炖煮的食物 is not on the Hogwarts menu neither is Niffler Curry, so I should stop asking.
111. A wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, 或者 drumming on desks, no matter how boredI become.
112. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.
113. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."
114. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
115. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
116. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
117. Neville is not my valet.
118. When 给 a directive 由 my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."
119. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
120. I will not threaten the Fat Lady with Dip.
121. House ghosts do not regularly "slime" anyone.
122. Novelty 或者 holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
123. There is no "open-mike night" at Hogwarts.
124. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
125. There is no bring a muggle to school day.
126. And I should stop insisting there is.
127. I should not ask Professor McGonagall if, while in cat form, she has ever coughed up a hairball.
128. I must not spread rumors that Lucius Malfoy is, was, 或者 ever will be known in Death Eater circles as "Dobby'sHomeboys."
129. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.
130. I will not say that Harry Potter's godfather has "taken the veil."
131. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout,"There can be only ONE!"
132. I will not refer to any Death Eaters as "Trixie.
133. -Even if it is a legitimate nickname.
134. I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Minkwood.
135. I must not start a "Vetinari for Minister of Magic" campaign.
136. I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom.
137. I should not tell anyone that Dean Thomas's nickname is John.
138. I will not go to any fundamentalist websites and argue that Voldemort is a direct contradiction of the concept of"intelligent design.
139. The 下一个 time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
140. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start 唱歌 anything from "Phantom ofthe Opera.
141. I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine.
142. I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.
143. I will not put 图书 of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
144. I will not send pictures of magical creatures to the Weekly World News.
145. I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".
146. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.
147. I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.
148. I will not ask Professor Sprout where the Jolly Green Giant is.
149. I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "TheChamber of Secrets".
150. I am not permitted to utter the line: "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a ___ out of my hat!" during Charms class.
151. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor amI its founder.
152. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" asmy greatest influence at Hogwarts.
153. Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
154. I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.
155. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
156. I will no longer wear a hood; walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real mother.
157. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L.exams.
158. Albus Dumbledore's proper 标题 is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".
159. A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been 着魔 to fly.
160. Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
161. Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
162. Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs. Norris.
163. I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".
164. Professor Flitwick has heard all the "swish and flick" jokes before, and is very, very tired of them.
165. I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.
166. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
167. I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
168. I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.
169. -Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.
170. I am not to ask if Lord Voldemort is secretly Hitler 或者 Osama bin Laden.
171. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as 圣诞节 decorations.
172. I will not dye the Death Eaters robes pink.
173. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin isinappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
174. Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that aquill and parchment is sufficient.
175. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
176. Taking red paint and 写作 creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.
177. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
178. Not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
179. I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again.
180. I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.
181. -Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, 或者 any other 食物 item. 或者 any other item that is not a Bludger.
182. I may not have a private army.
183. -Not even if it technically belongs to someone else.
184. I should not encourage the house-elves to unionize.
185. I must stop referring to the professors 由 the embarrassing nicknames they acquired in their school days.
186. I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
187. Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, 或者 otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
188. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that 你 are about to perform anexperimental spell.
189. Portable Swamps are not funny.
190. Revel fires are to be danced around. It is not appropriate to dispose of old 爱情 letters 或者 other sensitivedocuments in them.
191. Bubotubers are not filled with tasty honey, and it is wrong to tell First Years that they are.
192. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The 图书馆 is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
193. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.
194. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the whomping willow is highly frowned at.
195. Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.
196. Sneaking slugs into Ron's 食物 is not funny. He does not like being reminded of his incident.
197. Trying to out-argue a Slytherin will lead to no good.
198. Despite 流行的 belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
199. I am not the wicked witch of the west.
200. -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
Firstable,
i am talking about the writers.

Be Objective, who writes her saga's the best?



ok, in my opinion, J.K. Rowling is way better writer than Meyer.

Why?
ok, #1 J.K. Rowling has written 10 books.
#2 she uses a 更多 complex vocabulary and she creates a new one. with all the spells, names and a whole world of magic.
#3 the history she has to create 年 由 year, has a really good continuity.
#4 Harry Potter characters have political and social foundations.
#5 the characters have to grow with the history and she make it look simple.
#6 she takes the risk of killing important characters, like...
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As part of my thesis research i would like to know the reasons why some of 你 like Diagon Alley? What comes to your mind when 你 heard about Diagon Alley? What part of Diagon Alley do 你 爱情 most?
And what can 你 see in Diagon Alley that makes it a good place to buy and sell things in the wizarding world? do 你 have any recommendations?


Brief info about Diagon Alley:
Diagon Alley (a play on the word "diagonally") is a fictional High 街, 街道 located in London. It is accessible to the wizarding world, to which it is something of an economic hub, but hidden from Muggles. However, Muggles are...
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Enjoy! Some character's actors!

lol

This includes:

- Hermione Granger's actor Emma Watson
- Harry Potter's actor Daniel Radcliffe
- Ron Weasley's actor Rupert Grint
- Draco Malfoy's actor Tom Felton
- Ginny Weasley's actor Bonnie Wright
- Severus Snape's actor Alan Rickman

:)

XOXO
 Emma Watson played Hermione Granger through the whole series. Here is a pic of Hermione in the sorcerer's stone. Emma Watson was 10 while playing Hermione.
Emma Watson played Hermione Granger through the whole series. Here is a pic of Hermione in the sorcerer's stone. Emma Watson was 10 while playing Hermione.
 After a few years, Emma Watson looked like this and she continued to play Hermione, as the character Hermione grew with her.
After a few years, Emma Watson looked like this and she continued to play Hermione, as the character Hermione grew with her.
 Although Harry Potter 电影院 made her shine, she also acted in a lot of different 电影院 too.
Although Harry Potter movies made her shine, she also acted in a lot of different movies too.
 Emma Watson was born in 1990 and she is a British Actress and activist. She also played Belle in the beauty and the beast and participated in a lot 更多 films.
Emma Watson was born in 1990 and she is a British Actress and activist. She also played Belle in the beauty and the beast and participated in a lot more films.
 Emma 夏洛特 Duerre Watson is now 32 years old :)
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is now 32 years old :)
 Daniel Radcliffe is an actor born in 1998, and he shined with the 电影院 Harry Potter. He was 11 to play in the first Harry Potter movie.
Daniel Radcliffe is an actor born in 1998, and he shined with the movies Harry Potter. He was 11 to play in the first Harry Potter movie.
 Actor made millions of dollars in the 电影院 and is 33 now. He has a relationship with an actress called Erin Darke.
Actor made millions of dollars in the movies and is 33 now. He has a relationship with an actress called Erin Darke.
 Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint was born in 24 August 1988. Known for playing Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series and is English.
Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint was born in 24 August 1988. Known for playing Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series and is English.
 Actor now about to be 34 years old :)
Actor now about to be 34 years old :)
 Tom Felton was portrayed as Draco Malfoy in every HP movie. Tom was born in 1987 and has a very successful career like others!
Tom Felton was portrayed as Draco Malfoy in every HP movie. Tom was born in 1987 and has a very successful career like others!
 Tom Felton is 37 years old now and is in a relationship with Jade Olivia Gordon.
Tom Felton is 37 years old now and is in a relationship with Jade Olivia Gordon.
 Bonnie Wright played Ginny Weasley and earned fame from it. She is an actress born in 1991 伦敦 and is also a model. She was 9 while playing Ginny.
Bonnie Wright played Ginny Weasley and earned fame from it. She is an actress born in 1991 London and is also a model. She was 9 while playing Ginny.
 Bonnie Wright is now 31 years old and has Andrew Lococo as her husband.
Bonnie Wright is now 31 years old and has Andrew Lococo as her husband.
 Alan Rickman was an actor born in 21 February 1946 and died 14 January 2016. RIP :(
Alan Rickman was an actor born in 21 February 1946 and died 14 January 2016. RIP :(
 He played Severus Snape in Harry Potter movies. No one can make a better Snape than Alan Rickman. Don't even try.
He played Severus Snape in Harry Potter movies. No one can make a better Snape than Alan Rickman. Don't even try.
 Enough for today! Tysm for reading.
Enough for today! Tysm for reading.
Hi! Its me, a major elsa fan. But, today I am gonna write about Harry Potter 电影院 which I watched like last 月 so it is gonna be amazing :) Now, we can start <3

I like...
The houses

I think the Harry Potter houses are all amazing and I 爱情 them all. However, they can be confusing as people think, "In which house I am?" Anyway I really 爱情 the houses though I think people in Gryffindor could be selected different.


I dislike...
The hats choices.

The hat chooses Draco Malfoy as a Slytherin, that is brilliant. But I really don't think Neville Longbottom should be in Gryffindor. Just forget...
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1. Learn something new!

It helps us learn something new every other time. From our vocabulary and Grammar, to slavery and discrimination, we learn about something new every other 分钟 and we learn it completely. It teaches us both the advantages and disadvantages of every thing, not just the meanings and concepts. It also gives us the opinions from every direction. For example; We saw how the treatment of house-elves and 狼人 differed with every person. Few could be accepting, few would 显示 pity, and few others would be downright horrible to them. This also teaches us the practicality...
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Hi guys, I had finally seen the sequel to Fantastic Beast last night with my British classmate and her 大学 friend. So, here is my review on it.

The Story

Okay, so the story takes place after the events of the first movie. Grindelwald escapes from prison 由 camouflaging himself and runs of to his secret headquarters, and as for Newt Scamander, he has renew his travel rights. To which I am happy with, I also learnt that he has a brother to whom he has a neutral relationship with!
We also get to meet Nagini in her human form, prior to becoming the Lord Voldemort's pet snake and the final...
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The Cover of the Script Book.
Hi guys, I had finally finish 阅读 the Cursed Child and here is my wonderful review to the 8 book of the series.

The Story

The story takes place after the events of the Deathly Hollows 19 years later, we pick off from the last part when the Potter and Weasley Families send their respective children off the Train Station and seeing them leaving for Hogwarts.
We get to know 更多 about Albus Potter, his relationship with his parents, especially his father Harry Potter. He also befriended his Slytherin classmate Scorpius Malfoy, the son of Draco Malfoy. The once nemesis of Harry Potter but now...
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I say Hermione. Blam! Malfoy. Don't mess with Hermione again. Never be a bully. I'm serious never be a bully. Remember be 更多 like Hermione, until your called a MUDBLOOD. Then tell the teacher!
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Short Details: Harry Potter & the ‪#‎CursedChild‬ is not a Prequel!
Its a Stage Show!
Some Websites Posts its a Prequel Of harry potter movie series but its only a stage 显示 playing 下一个 year!

Play Details: Based on an original, new story 由 J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, a new play 由 Jack Thorne will receive its world premiere in London's West End in the summer of 2016 at the Palace Theatre.

Produced 由 Sonia Friedman Productions, Colin Callender’s Playground Entertainment and Harry Potter Theatrical Productions.

Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, will be directed 由 John Tiffany with movement 由 Steven Hoggett, set designs 由 Christine Jones, costumes 由 Katrina Lindsay, lighting 由 Neil Austin, 音乐 由 Imogen Heap, sound 由 Gareth Fry and special effects 由 Jeremy Chernick.