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posted by HopeEve
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ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can 你 say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to 表演 ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have 你 SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no 表演 ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to 表演 ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.

Ugly and emotionless. No talent whatsoever. IMO.

4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.

The Volturi wear cloaks too, 你 dumbass. And they are 吸血鬼 which isn't anymore realistic than wizards because they are both fictional. Please explain your reasoning on this.

5. Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in 爱情 或者 something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!! but yea. (:

Firstly, your spelling may signify how intelligent 你 are, so I would recommend proofreading when trying to get a point across. Romance does not mean everything. That is a horrible message to send out to the pre-teens who watch twilight. It makes them believe they need a boyfriend to be capable people, and girls should learn to be independent because they do not need men. Also the whole beauty of Harry Potter is that it is unexpected and J.K. Rowling isn't afraid to kill off her characters 或者 put them in unexpected relationships, because that is how REAL LIFE WORKS.

6. Because it's one of the greatest 爱情 stories ever!! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way 更多 romance and 更多 hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!! Need I say more!

As I said, hotness has no correlation to 表演 ability. And Harry Potter has hot guys too. Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint), Draco (Tom Felton) and CEDRIC (ROBERT PATTINSON)


7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot 或者 relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to 日期 things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating 浓情巧克力 covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.

Harry Potter takes place in the real up-to-date world as well, if 你 haven't noticed but it does not happen in the non-wizard world. It happens in the wizard world where they have magic and do not need electronics 或者 anything.Do 你 think the Volturi use ipads in their free time 或者 spend them in ancient libraries/weird ancient vampire cult meetings? Thought so.


8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay 更多 AMAZINNNG. therees no 爱情 in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?

AGAIN, hotness has no correlation to 表演 ability and it doesn't matter. Harry Potter has realistic 爱情 as well. Who gets married in high school and falls in 爱情 as soon as they meet? Ron and Hermione have a friendship FIRST as most REAL relationships do. It develops so beautifully to 显示 a truthful portrayal of childhood love. Its awkward and unexpected just like real love. I'm sorry 你 can't see that. Maybe the fact 你 so fiercely defend the romanticized notions of love, for example 爱情 at first sight and sparks flying, comes from being a late bloomer/loveless in your teen years. Just a thought.

9. Each book in the twilight series has a different story line. It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes. The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire. Then after that it is the story with Renesmee. In Harry Potter it takes 7 或者 8 图书 to get to the point. Killing the one who must not be named. it drags on and on and becomes boring.

I don't even understand how 你 can say that. I can not tell any of the twilight 图书 apart because 1. I don't care and 2. they are all exactly the same thing. They are pretty formulaic and they are the ones that drag on. I don't think 你 have ever seen Harry Potter 或者 Twilight.

10. Twilight has a 更多 reasonable plot than HarryPotter. Look at Harry and you'll see he's 更多 angsty than Bella. And all the Harry Potter 图书 are like Harry being "My life sucks" and then Voldemort shows up and he's like "I'm going to kill you" and Harry's all like "No way" and then Harry wins in the end. It's way obvious, especially when the 作者 already tells 你 how many 图书 there's going to be. I mean, why can't we live in total suspense on what's going to happen next? Twilight gives that suspense that something amazing is going to happen that Harry Potter never gave us. Plus, Harry Potter is a wizard and wizards are demonic creatures. Who would want to root for a demon as the good guys? In twilight, everyone's a vampire, and 吸血鬼 aren't Satan's spawn.

EVERYTHING 你 JUST 说 IS WRONG. 吸血鬼 ARE (IF 你 HAVE EVER READ A BOOK EVER 你 WOULD KNOW THIS) CONSIDERED DEMONIC AND SATANIC. IN VAMPIRE LEGEND, 吸血鬼 CAN NOT STEP ON HOLY GROUND, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE DEAD LIVING AND THEREFORE ENEMIES OF GOD. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE RELIGION IS A STUPID THING TO MENTION ON A WEBSITE BECAUSE IT COULD EXCLUDE PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS AS WELL AS BEING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. CAN 你 GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT THERE IS 更多 THAN ONE RELIGION? AND IF 你 MUST ASSUME THERE IS ONLY ONE, AT LEAST DO YOUR DAMN RESEARCH ON IT. Ok, sorry for the outburst, but honestly 你 must be just pushing my buttons. Let me address each of your dumb points: 1. As far as I can see, how reasonable the plot of each story is, is irrelevant, at least if 你 look at the plots in literal ways, seeing as they are both about the paranormal. 2. The angsty-ness is a matter of opinion, but I think all of Bella's problems are self made and all she does is bumble and moan over them. 3. Is there anything in Twilight that is unpredictable? I think not. 4. Well, the last point was handled up above.


11. In harry potter all they do is fly around on brooms and kill people with magic sticks (wands) I mean, really?

Harry Potter is a complex and in-depth story that has much 更多 hidden meaning than 你 could ever understand. In twilight all they do is run around without shirts, fighting over a stupid, confused adolescent girl.


12. Edward wasn't a dork. Yeah, sometimes, dorks are cute. However, Harry was a bit too dorky and I can't see why girls even liked him.

He had this amazing thing called a personality. He had layers and complexity. And he's hot. That's why girls like him.

13. Harry Potter is for virgin nerds. Twilight is for cool and mature people.

First of all 你 are a virgin nerd. And Twilight has absolutely nothing below the surface. 你 see one twilight movie and 你 know everything. It is simple and for dumbasses like you. Twilight is for boobless, hormone-crazed, pre-pubescent girls. Like you. Its sad 你 think maturity is as simple as sexualization.


14. Hermione is a week character. Unline Bella, who struggles every day. Hermione has no problems, the only things she has are self-created. She follows Harry into his troubles. Big whoop. Even if she is teased about being a mud blood 或者 whatever its called, she has a choice. She could quit Hogwarts 或者 something. Bella has no choice, she is in love.

OK, you quit school. Like right now. No big whoop, right? That's what Hermione did. Bella, on the other hand, has so many choices and yet she is incapable to function without her sparkling boyfriend. She threw herself off a cliff when he left. Just so she could get his attention and so he would come back. That is so unrealistic. In real life is she would be checked into a mental hospital for mental instability and severe dependence issues.


15. Twilight was a best selling novel, and has a bigger 粉丝 base than Harry Potter.

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Actually, Harry Potter's least 流行的 movie made 更多 money than the Twilight 图书 all together.

16. Stephenie Meyer writes that the only thing that can kill a vampire is another vampire 或者 a werewolf. Since Edward is a vampire created 由 Meyer, we can use her written characteristics and apply them to Harry Potter. Since Harry Potter is neither vampire nor wolf, this means that Harry Potter could not kill Edward and Edward would win.

吸血鬼 don't exist. Neither do wizards. You're 表演 like a blood thirsty little 9 年 old who sets his action figures up in play-battle-to-the-deaths. But why would it matter if they fought? Physical strength of characters is a miniscule detail when comparing how good the book is. It shouldn't come into the equation. Even if Harry died he would have accomplished something in his life. It would have been a life worth living.

17. Twilight led to many other 邪恶力量 romances in 图书 and tv shows.

It started a trend. Because of 你 retard fan-girls. Anyway, have 你 heard of Anne Rice, Bram Stoker 或者 Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu? Stephanie Meyer didn't invent Vampires.

18. Unlike Harry, nobody's thoughts are actually that deep 或者 intellectual. I bet if any of us published our thoughts into a book, none would be great English lit; Bella's thoughts are 更多 realistic.

Actually, people's thoughts are like Harry's. And compared to most people he wouldn't be considered that smart. Which makes 你 seem really stupid if 你 think Harry Potter is complicated.

19. at least all of them dosent a scar of a lightning bolt.

Good one. That is a great reason. Seriously.

20. no witchcraft (practicing witchcraft is bad).

According to the TUDORS. Catch up with REALITY. Do 你 know what 年 it is? 或者 are 你 just a bible crazed impressionable youth who hasn't learnt to form an opinion yet? Either way, let me direct 你 back to point number 10.


21. At least they talk about reliegon even 4 a short while.

And? Seriously? Even if they did (which I'm pretty sure they didn't) that would hardly be relevant. And also, Harry Potter teaches good values and characteristics that can be taught across many religions and different cultures. Traits that are important no matter of your background 或者 belief.

22. Twilight goes 更多 in depth with the emotions. 你 can feel Bella's pain when Edward leaves her. 你 can feel her confusion between Edward and Jacob. 你 can feel her 爱情 for Renesmee.

ARE 你 SERIOUS? Twilight has ZERO character development, empathy 或者 common sense to actions. What I mean is that it just says OMG I 爱情 HIM but doesn't show it 或者 make the watcher 或者 reader fall in 爱情 with him too.
The 表演 is also wooden and just plain bad. IMO


23. Twilight is a modern-day Romeo and Juliet in its themes of everlasting but forbidden love; to be compared to such a classic is an honor.

It has never been compared to that masterpiece. And HOW are they alike? People fall in love?!?!?! Yeah, that happens in just about every movie ever. Nothing else is the same. FORBIDDEN LOVE? That also is in just about every 爱情 story ever. That is basically the formula of every crap rom com Hollywood inflicts upon us every month.

24. We like the time setting of Twilight. It is modern day.

SO IS HARRY POTTER 你 ALREADY 说 THAT.

25. 吸血鬼 stay with their partners will death. If 你 mess with their partners, you'll get what's coming. Even after their partner is dead, they will remain loyal to them, till their time comes.

Real people 移动 on, experiment and change. Just like in Harry Potter. Twilight is so unrealistic. You're deluding yourself if 你 think that's realistic. And also, where does it say that in Twilight?

26. We like and appreciate the fact that the 吸血鬼 and 狼人 in Twilight aren't anything like the one's from us before. To us, it's nice to take on the vampire and werewolf concept.

J.K. Rowling was so original she made up new creatures instead of using old ones. 吸血鬼 and 狼人 have been used so many times before and everyone is tired of it.

27. 你 can read Twilight over and over again.

Not if 你 want to keep your 食物 inside your stomach.

28. It is the rare vampire novel that isn't about sex on some level, and the Twilight 图书 are no exception. What makes Meyer's 图书 so distinctive is that they're about the erotics of abstinence. Their tension comes from prolonged, superhuman acts of self-restraint. There's a scene midway through Twilight, in which, for the first time, Edward leans in close and sniffs the aroma of Bella's exposed neck. "Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet," he says. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender....or freesia." He barely touches her, but there's 更多 sex in that one paragraph than in all the snogging in Harry Potter.

Again, that is pointless. Good luck finding anyone ever like that. BUT this is one of the 更多 reasonable reasons which has evidence and support. But sex isn't something needed in a 爱情 story. I also want to point out that in Harry Potter, the characters are quite young, so their 爱情 will obviously be bumbling, awkward, clumsy 或者 something of that sort. Snogging is pretty normal at that age, and isn't supposed to have sexual tension. If anything its pretty realistic in the way its just a release of pubescent sexual frustration with little romance involved.

29. The characters change throughout the Twilight series as well. they may not be growing up like the Harry Potter Characters did, but they did change. The characters become 更多 brave, stronger, loving, forgiving, etc. Each character changed in the Twilight books. Harry Potter characters changed as well, but they kept some of their bad traits with them.

Of course they did. They were still the same people. In Twilight I have never once seen how they have changed. But Harry Potter is realistic and empathetic because people do keep their bad traits and aren't perfect, just like 你 and me. 你 know what, 你 should visit this place called reality sometime soon. Its pretty jazzy.

30. IT has a graphic novel.

It has a comic book? Comic 图书 are for children, and yet the 图书 are about sex. Strange.


31. has 更多 female fans.

你 mean hormone-crazed, ten 年 olds and sex-crazed, lonely mothers? Congrats.


32. Harry Potter was mainly focused on children. We are into the 更多 mature books. That have mature elements in them.

你 think that mature elements are sex and love. That's it. That's all 你 know about maturity. Harry Potter has multiple layers of friendships and connections and reflection and strength. Those topics are way 更多 mature than the ones in twilight because they are the characteristics of a strong, independent, mature adult. Its a typical teenager thing to say that sex and 爱情 are maturity because teenagers believe that they are adults, but they still have the minds of children.

33. Who wouldn't want two guys fighting over you? :D That just makes a good story. Am I right?

Not really. I don't think 你 even understand what 你 are saying, because toying with boys feelings is a horrible thing to do. And it also makes a bad story. Which Twilight has proven.

34. Bella 天鹅 is a strong character. SHe is brave, caring, forgiving, accepting, and just plain awesome :) She has risked her life many times to save someone she loves, such as Charlie, Renee, Edward, Jacob, The Cullens, Nessie, etc. She went through weeks of pain to save her daughter. SHe was willing to die so her baby could live. She has also formed a huge army and was prepared to fight till the death to protect her child and family. So yes, Bella is a role model. And No, she is not dependent on Edward.

Wrong. There are no examples of Bella having any of those characteristics. She risked her life for attention, not for others. She didn't form an army, people did it for her because they cared about her. I don't know why. She is very dependent on Edward.

35. Twilight totally had a better, richer, 更多 complex plot line than Harry Potter.

Wrong again. Harry Potter has MULTIPLE themes such as: The Value of Humility, The Occasional Necessity of Rebellion, The Dangers of Desire, Authority, The Importance of Friendship, Trust, Self-Reflection, Strength and Choosing to do the right thing. I could say more.

36. Alice Cullen. She is just awesome! She would probably be considered as the "Luna" in Twilight. Am I right? Alice would be the perfect sister. She would make anyone smile if they had a bad day.

We have a real Luna. AND Hermione.

37. All four Twilight 图书 made us teary eyed. As for Harry Potter, some parts made us sad and a little teary, but Twilight was the one that really made us teary.

Wrong again. Twilight made people laugh. At the stupidity of it. Harry Potter made us cry, laugh, get angry, feel sympathy and most importantly feel empathy.

38. The Twilight 图书 were so amazing!! We just could not put them down at all! For Harry Potter, some of the 图书 we could not put down, but others made us a bit sleepy.

Thats a matter of opinion. and I think 你 know mine.

39. Daniel Radcliffe is doing pornografic 音乐剧 on Broadway and Robert Pattinson is 唱歌 and 表演 in other movies...who exactly got the better end of the deal?

Wrong again. All of robert's 电影院 after twilight have flopped and been poorly rated. Daniel is in highly rated and anticipated movies, that are just as provocative as twilight. He is just exploring his 表演 abilities.

40. Sirius Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin a werewolf Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat. How scary is that?? Not at all. A Twilight shapeshifter would OWN them all :)

They aren't supposed to be scary 你 dumbass. They have better things to do with being shapeshifters.

41. The HP 图书 are all depressing. Lots of good characters die, which isn't cool. And they're just full of violance, and ridiculous plans.

Twilight is full of violence. Good people die in real life. ITS REALISTIC FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. Unlike twilight.

42. Stephenie Meyer did her resarch and found a place like Forks so the 吸血鬼 could be outside. JK just made one up.

Stephanie Meyer didn't use any originality 或者 creativity. Unlike J.K. Rowling. I would go into that, but the only people worth talking to about this, already know it.

43. The sparkles are so unique and creative. They're not stupid.

No, they are stupid.

44. harry potter is too hard for a young child to read.

I managed and so did the rest of the world. I read it when I was 9. NEWSFLASH: 你 MAY JUST BE STUPID. And although Twilight may be easy to read, due to its simple and uninspired 写作 style, on WHAT earth would they be appropriate for young children?

45. Twilight is better because the 图书 are written better and the characters bring 更多 to the 表 for the readers.

Apparently Harry Potter is too hard for 你 so what would 你 know about good writing?

46. It's set in America.

Well it seems like you're running out of ideas.
America is essentially England. Because 你 are all just English immigrants. Unless 你 are native american. But we still created the english language and that is why it is called ENGLISH.


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Thank 你 for your time.


LEARN HOW TO SPELL. READ A BOOK MAYBE. GROW UP AND GET REAL.

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