Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.
"I like taking pointless 脸谱 surveys as much as the 下一个 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 爱情 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most 最近的 survey. Here's what he had to say:
Was your last 吻乐队(Kiss) standing up, sitting down, 或者 lying down?
The only 吻乐队(Kiss) I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.
Whose 床, 床上 were 你 on last?
Nagini's, playing "Dangle the Severed Hand Over The Snake And Jerk It Away Just As She Strikes." It helps her go to sleep. I also sang her favourite Parseltongue lullaby, "SSSSSssSSSSSSSSSssSSS."
When's the last time someone of the opposite sex told 你 they missed you?
When I returned to the chamber of secrets in the form of a blurry memory, my beloved basilisk converged on me with her usual deadly stare and demanded to know why I'd missed fifty of our anniversaries in a row. I gently explained that we were not in a "relationship," just a mutual killing partnership with benefits.
Are 你 excited for anything?
FOR THE IMMINENT DEATH OF HARRY POTTER AND MY EVENTUAL DOMINATION OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.
I'm also looking 前锋, 期待 to the release of the new Josh Groban holiday album. Just five 更多 months till Christmas!
Do 你 hate the last person 你 kissed?
I hate everyone, but I've never kissed anyone. So, no. Paradox city!
Have 你 ever been cheated on?
I'm not entirely sure about Severus Snape. He claims to be a faithful servant, yet I have stalked his 脸谱 个人资料 for quite some time, and several of his song lyric status 更新 don't seem to refer to me. Very curious...
If 你 married the last person 你 texted, what would your last name be?
Pettigrew... excuse me while I vomit up several feet of my intestines...
Do 你 like to have long hair 或者 short hair?
Hair is such a nuisance. I really don't see the point. Do snakes have hair? Cockroaches? Bacteria? NO! (Flagella and cilia DO NOT COUNT.) Why, then, should Lord Voldemort? It's simply strands of dead nutrients hanging limply off one's head! Though I admit I sort of like the sound of that.
What is your 最喜爱的 圣诞节 carol?
It goes something like, "Joy to the world, Harry Potter's dead! Dark Lord cut off his head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And it got flushed into the chamber of secrets and the basilisk ate it, the end!" It's sung 由 Josh Groban.
Do 你 hate anyone?
Everyone except myself, Nagini, and the Grobester.
Have 你 ever told someone 你 loved them and meant it?
Of course not! What, do 你 live under a rock 或者 something?
Do 你 believe everyone deserves a 秒 chance?
I don't even believe in a first chance. Kill them and then ask questions, and if they don't answer, dismember the corpse, that's what I always say. I also have it needlepointed onto a pillow.
Do 你 like being kissed spontaneously, 或者 asked first?
It doesn't matter, I would murder the perpetrator before the mucus membranes of our mouths made even the slightest contact.
Has anything made 你 mad lately?
I was filled with UNEARTHLY FURY to discover that Potter slipped through my unnervingly long and spindly fingers once again! I crushed a house elf's head to a pulp with my bare hands. Then I impaled an underperforming Death Eater on a spit and served him to Nagini in a gyro... but since I was so mad, I didn't give her any tzatziki sauce with it.
Do 你 think 你 can last in a relationship for 6 months 或者 more?
I could, but whoever I was in the relationship with wouldn't last 更多 than three seconds. They'd be too dead.
The last person 你 kissed, how many times have 你 cried in front of them?
...Do 你 even know me at all?
What's the first thing 你 do when you're mad?
Rip the spines out of people's backs.
Three hours ago, were 你 touching a person of the opposite sex?
Yes, I pressed my finger deeply into Bellatrix's Dark Mark to summon my servants to a meeting. I understand she blushed.
Did 你 hug anyone today?
No, but Nagini squeezed the life out of several people with her constricting powers. Good girl."
"I like taking pointless 脸谱 surveys as much as the 下一个 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 爱情 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most 最近的 survey. Here's what he had to say:
Was your last 吻乐队(Kiss) standing up, sitting down, 或者 lying down?
The only 吻乐队(Kiss) I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.
Whose 床, 床上 were 你 on last?
Nagini's, playing "Dangle the Severed Hand Over The Snake And Jerk It Away Just As She Strikes." It helps her go to sleep. I also sang her favourite Parseltongue lullaby, "SSSSSssSSSSSSSSSssSSS."
When's the last time someone of the opposite sex told 你 they missed you?
When I returned to the chamber of secrets in the form of a blurry memory, my beloved basilisk converged on me with her usual deadly stare and demanded to know why I'd missed fifty of our anniversaries in a row. I gently explained that we were not in a "relationship," just a mutual killing partnership with benefits.
Are 你 excited for anything?
FOR THE IMMINENT DEATH OF HARRY POTTER AND MY EVENTUAL DOMINATION OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.
I'm also looking 前锋, 期待 to the release of the new Josh Groban holiday album. Just five 更多 months till Christmas!
Do 你 hate the last person 你 kissed?
I hate everyone, but I've never kissed anyone. So, no. Paradox city!
Have 你 ever been cheated on?
I'm not entirely sure about Severus Snape. He claims to be a faithful servant, yet I have stalked his 脸谱 个人资料 for quite some time, and several of his song lyric status 更新 don't seem to refer to me. Very curious...
If 你 married the last person 你 texted, what would your last name be?
Pettigrew... excuse me while I vomit up several feet of my intestines...
Do 你 like to have long hair 或者 short hair?
Hair is such a nuisance. I really don't see the point. Do snakes have hair? Cockroaches? Bacteria? NO! (Flagella and cilia DO NOT COUNT.) Why, then, should Lord Voldemort? It's simply strands of dead nutrients hanging limply off one's head! Though I admit I sort of like the sound of that.
What is your 最喜爱的 圣诞节 carol?
It goes something like, "Joy to the world, Harry Potter's dead! Dark Lord cut off his head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And it got flushed into the chamber of secrets and the basilisk ate it, the end!" It's sung 由 Josh Groban.
Do 你 hate anyone?
Everyone except myself, Nagini, and the Grobester.
Have 你 ever told someone 你 loved them and meant it?
Of course not! What, do 你 live under a rock 或者 something?
Do 你 believe everyone deserves a 秒 chance?
I don't even believe in a first chance. Kill them and then ask questions, and if they don't answer, dismember the corpse, that's what I always say. I also have it needlepointed onto a pillow.
Do 你 like being kissed spontaneously, 或者 asked first?
It doesn't matter, I would murder the perpetrator before the mucus membranes of our mouths made even the slightest contact.
Has anything made 你 mad lately?
I was filled with UNEARTHLY FURY to discover that Potter slipped through my unnervingly long and spindly fingers once again! I crushed a house elf's head to a pulp with my bare hands. Then I impaled an underperforming Death Eater on a spit and served him to Nagini in a gyro... but since I was so mad, I didn't give her any tzatziki sauce with it.
Do 你 think 你 can last in a relationship for 6 months 或者 more?
I could, but whoever I was in the relationship with wouldn't last 更多 than three seconds. They'd be too dead.
The last person 你 kissed, how many times have 你 cried in front of them?
...Do 你 even know me at all?
What's the first thing 你 do when you're mad?
Rip the spines out of people's backs.
Three hours ago, were 你 touching a person of the opposite sex?
Yes, I pressed my finger deeply into Bellatrix's Dark Mark to summon my servants to a meeting. I understand she blushed.
Did 你 hug anyone today?
No, but Nagini squeezed the life out of several people with her constricting powers. Good girl."
the things i have learnet from harry potter, for example:
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank 你 harry potter for every thing 你 have taught me
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank 你 harry potter for every thing 你 have taught me
here is a 列表 of weasleys wizard wheezes
Pygmy Puffs
Pygmy Paint
Pet Rock
Shield 披风, 斗篷
Shield Gloves
Daydream Charms
SuLices
Self-Sufficient Candles
Self-Sufficient Lantern
Headless Hats
Ever-Bashing Boomerangs
Reusable Hangman
Basic Blaze Box
Self-Shuffling Playing Cards
Instant Darkness Powder
Skiving Snackbox
Ton Tongue Toffees
Dragonbombs
Fake Wands
Screaming Yo-Yo
U-No-Poo
Extendible Ears
Half Price Joke 图书
Canary Cream Custards
Muggle Magic Tricks
Portable Swamp
Edible Dark Marks
Potter Specs
Potter Scar
BumblingBaby Binkies
BumblingBaby Bottles
BumblingBaby Blankies
Sludge Sauce
Farcical Foam
Foul Fowl
Bubble Ducky
WonderWitch 爱情 Potion #10
WonderWitch Morphing Goop
WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher
Punching Spyglass
Deflagration Deluxe
Grow Your Own Warts Kit
Decoy Detonator
Trick Toothbrushes
Weasley Quills
Grow Your Own Furniture Kit
Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray
Pygmy Puffs
Pygmy Paint
Pet Rock
Shield 披风, 斗篷
Shield Gloves
Daydream Charms
SuLices
Self-Sufficient Candles
Self-Sufficient Lantern
Headless Hats
Ever-Bashing Boomerangs
Reusable Hangman
Basic Blaze Box
Self-Shuffling Playing Cards
Instant Darkness Powder
Skiving Snackbox
Ton Tongue Toffees
Dragonbombs
Fake Wands
Screaming Yo-Yo
U-No-Poo
Extendible Ears
Half Price Joke 图书
Canary Cream Custards
Muggle Magic Tricks
Portable Swamp
Edible Dark Marks
Potter Specs
Potter Scar
BumblingBaby Binkies
BumblingBaby Bottles
BumblingBaby Blankies
Sludge Sauce
Farcical Foam
Foul Fowl
Bubble Ducky
WonderWitch 爱情 Potion #10
WonderWitch Morphing Goop
WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher
Punching Spyglass
Deflagration Deluxe
Grow Your Own Warts Kit
Decoy Detonator
Trick Toothbrushes
Weasley Quills
Grow Your Own Furniture Kit
Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray
This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope 你 enjoy it.
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one 更多 step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one 更多 tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that 你 done
Voldemort 你 going down
And way 你 can stop us
你 can’t break us down
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one 更多 step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one 更多 tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that 你 done
Voldemort 你 going down
And way 你 can stop us
你 can’t break us down
1 Egg White (buy ready pasteurised egg white from the shop, rather than just using raw eggs)
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres 由 rolling between palms.
包, 换行 in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor 你 choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
包, 换行 them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres 由 rolling between palms.
包, 换行 in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor 你 choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
包, 换行 them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect