A Very Potter Musical. Draco is being transferred there. It's on Mars. With a talking lion named Rumbleroar as the headmaster. If you're good enough, he lets 你 ride around on his back. :D
A Very Potter Musical. But in order to go 你 must have a rocket ship. Be sure to study hard so Rumbleroar will let 你 ride on his back for your good behavior :)
Pigfarts is on Mars. We hear about it in a very potter musical. (Side note: I was listening to Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts and Draco's part was playing when I saw this question. Win!)