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Ugh. I'm sorry! My shift key is totally being stupid, too. I have to hold it for like ten seconds it get it to do anything.

But she does. EVERY. OTHER. FRIKKING. SENTENCE. And the adjectives are overused. How many times are granite, godlike, gorgeous used? MANY! It's like the Catalog says. (link)This person went through and COUNTED all of the things that bella did. :) It's awesome. Unless you are a twihard, then don't watch it.

Edward IS hot!

no edward is technically cold but in his looks i guess you could say that
but jacob is hotter (in looks and in the literal sense too)

Your explanation is really so funny!!! LOL!

EDWARD IS SO HOT AND SO IS HIS VOICE AND HIS HAIR AND HIS EYES THEY ARE ALL FLAWLESS AND OHHH HOW I LOVE MEN WHO FEEL LIKE A ROCK IN A FRIDGE AND HAVE CIRCLES UNDER THEIR EYES ALL THE TIME AND HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE DELICIOUS LIKE MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS AND HE IS PERFECT DID I SAY HE WAS PERFECT YES HE'S PERFECT OH SO PERFECT AND HOTTTT.

Blargh, he's like a walking Petrarchan sonnet. And if you know me, you know I much prefer parodies of Petrarchan sonnets.

Yeah, I agree. Since the book is written in Bella's perspective we read about what she's thinking and feeling. If it was written in the same form as Harry Potter, I don't think it'd be such a huge problem.

yay!!!!! edward is an ugly punk

edward cullen is NOT HOT at all in my opinion! Emmett is the yummy one (I luv him!) <3 also Jacob and Jasper are obviously hotter than edward.

Bella is overly obsessed wiv him and it REALLY annoys me when she goes on about how perfect he is!! HE'S SOOOO NOT!!

it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo­ooo­ooo­ooo­ooo annoying

i like the book, but when she did discrib him like that all the time it was annoying

It IS really annoying.

I'm just like "okay, I know, get on with it, I KNOW YOU THINK EDWARDS HOT!! YOUR NOT FRICKING OSCAR WILDE, STEPHENIE!!

It's so ridiculous. We don't need to be reminded every paragraph.

But yeah, she does.