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Hermione is an awful role model

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This 哈利·波特与暮光之城粉丝艺术 contains 肖像, 爆头, 特写镜头, 特写, and 爆头特写. There might also be 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, 套装, 商务套装, and 西装.

boberta How is Hermione a bad role model for girls? She encourages girls to be warriors not damsels in distress

Book-Freak What? Why? She is strong, clever, resourceful, doesn't need a man, independent and will always fight for what she believes in. Plus, her character shows it's okay for a girl to be clever, they shouldn't rely on men and it's okay not to be stunningly beautiful.

loolymadness ^ what Book-Freak said pretty much summarises my argument. Hermione taught me that people will ridicule and discriminate you but that doesn't stop you from fighting for what is right, that you don't need a guy to be happy and succeed in life.

simplesimmer once again, nice try twi-tards

Croissants What is wrong about a girl telling us to be strong and to be who we are!!! ^AWESOME COMMENT

lottieweasley I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.

skylerlupin You shall burn in hell forever muggle!!!!!

zanhar1 Guys, if you read the description it says 'spoof confession' meaning it's a joke.

Ginnyfan12 EXCUSE ME???!! THIS IS NOT TRUE

Why do 你 think Twilight is a good book?

posted by krazyknoxy

I don't want to hear about Harry Potter 或者 any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a 辩论 about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why 你 Twilight 粉丝 enjoy 阅读 Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If 你 don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear 你 saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP 粉丝 and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful 辩论 though. I want to discuss the reasons 你 give, but nicely.
If 你 can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with 你 I will 辩论 with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!

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Which is really great literature?

posted by SuperSnuffles13

I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many 语录 brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In 图书 Is Just That Awesome

posted by LinaHarrow

Because My Taste In 图书 Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to 你 solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell 你 what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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My sincere apologies to youknowit101 and my opinions on this entire bloody debacle

posted by Quaila

Alright, so here I am again in the 文章 section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give 你 my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 巴松管 players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. 你 sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. 你 just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards 或者 vampires.

83. 你 did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead 你 went on a rant on how much u luv it and 你 keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to 你 cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight 或者 duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. 吸血鬼 thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are 你 ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since 你 both write fiction-how did 你 come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of 床, 床上 and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. 吸血鬼 that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Twilighters 写作 in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, 或者 does it seem like most of the Twilight 粉丝 feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if 你 write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So 下一个 time 你 feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The 文章 is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote 文章 aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished 阅读 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much 更多 tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a 更多 formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight 爱人 think in Twilight all the 吸血鬼 really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ 或者 WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella 由 examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. 你 could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up 由 pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a 描述 of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

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What's Wrong about 'HarryPotter vs Twilight issue'

posted by nessienjake

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both 粉丝 of the series blame eachother.
..................................................
I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most 文章 from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

秒 part of my review on both of the 图书 this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after 阅读 both of this, 下一个 time a fanpick 问题 of "Which is best" pops up, 你 take a 分钟 to consider your answer.

1. If 你 have 老友记或者 people that care about you, there's no need for 你 to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard 或者 because he is smart. He prevails because...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature 吸血鬼 with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

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Attention HP HATERS

posted by nati30

Sorcerer's Stone

Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and 龙 and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before 你 read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...

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Mario beats all!!!!

added by emilyroxx

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Twi-Hards Take a Beating

posted by HopeEve

ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:

1. Robert Pattinson, can 你 say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to 表演 ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.

2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have 你 SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no 表演 ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to 表演 ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bella 天鹅

posted by KateKicksAss

NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight 粉丝 with any of the 问题 that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with 流行的幻想 book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's 更多 to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...

Hermione is an awful role model

This 哈利·波特与暮光之城 粉丝艺术 contains 肖像, 爆头, 特写镜头, 特写, and 爆头特写. There might also be 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, 套装, 商务套装, and 西装.

This 哈利·波特与暮光之城粉丝艺术 contains 肖像, 爆头, 特写镜头, 特写, and 爆头特写. There might also be 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, 套装, 商务套装, and 西装.