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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.
1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, 你 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 你 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 你 now!!" *Prepare yourself 由 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 你 say something?"
5. "Why do you...
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