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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that 你 arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and 你 will 爱情 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to 你 that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe 你 didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. 或者 maybe 你 didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But 你 get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her 老友记 - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 阅读 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 苹果 on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my 写作 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 你 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 由 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 你 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 你 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 你 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 你 crazy witch
Now it's raining 更多 than ever
But we’re...

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1. he/she just 说 "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 说 that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 或者 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 更多 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been 写作 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 总体, 整体 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 由 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 由 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 粉丝 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 粉丝 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 你 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a 粉丝 of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for 流行的 图标 like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, 你 might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When 你 turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 列表 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 由 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 图书 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 你 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 粉丝 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你 或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你 安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 你 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 阅读 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But 你 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 爱情 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 图书 移动 on. And have 你 seen all the different...