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This Jokes we're also 发布 on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!
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Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous 爱人 hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...
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