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This 哈利·波特与暮光之城 粉丝艺术 contains 猛男, hunk, and 大块. There might also be 6折, abs, ab裂纹, 平坦的腹部, 六包, ab裂缝, 平坦的胃, ab 裂纹, 泳裤, 游泳裤, 沐浴裤, 皮肤, 肤色, 裸色, 偏下体, 暗示裸体, skintone, 部分裸体, 隐含的裸露, 部分下体, and 隐含的裸体.
Credit:Alice W.
This Jokes we're also 发布 on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!
This Jokes we're also 发布 on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!
